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I’m not huge into luxury cars, but if I won the lotto, I’d pick up the Cadillac Sixteen concept car ASAP.
You can’t beat a luxury car with 1,000 horsepower, with displacement on demand (meaning it can use 4, 8 or all 16 cylinders). That means a big ass engine that still gets 30 miles to the gallon on the hiways.
But James A. McCormack, 20, says he was “highly intoxicated” when he drove a stolen bulldozer through an unfinished building last year. Full Story via Obscure Store.
This just goes to show that we freak out FAR too much about little things. Full Story. Link from Obscure Store.
I don’t know, but if I walked into a bathroom, and saw something like this, I certainly don’t know if I’d be able to pee in it.
From Ruminate.com:
Given the likely reaction to an increase in terror-alert level to “severe threat imminent,” wouldn’t a more appropriate alert color be brown?
If I were a recovering sex addict, I think I would opt for group therapy.
I think I’d have been happier if Don MacLean had died and Buddy Holly had written a song about it.
A joke that was sent to me by Shasta Bob:
The boss of Stone Marketing called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. When everyone gathered, the employer, who understood the benefits of having fun,told the burned-out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest. The theme was Viagra advertising slogans. The only rule was that they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products, that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable.
About seven minutes later,they turned in their suggestions and created a Ten List. After all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for everyone.
The top ten:
10. Viagra – Whaazzzzz Up
9. Viagra – The quicker pecker upper.
8. Viagra – Like a rock!
7. Viagra – When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.
6. Viagra – Be all that you can be.
5. Viagra – Reach out and touch someone.
4. Viagra – Strong enough for a man,but made for a woman.
3. Viagra – Tastes great! More filling!
2. Viagra – We bring good things to life!
And the unanimous number one slogan:
1. This is your penis … This is your penis on drugs. Any questions?
Really? You don’t say?
A diner I’d avoid
And a church I’d avoid
Joke I was just sent:
I’ll never forget that horrible evening I took my grandmother to the emergency room. And after an hour of pacing the doctor said, “Emo, your grandmother is on an artificial life support system. Although her brain is dead, her heart is still beating.”
I said, “Oh my God, we’ve never had a Democrat in the family before.”