I’ve seen lists of office pranks before, but nothing with the depth of this site. From BBspot.
Month: February 2003
Mister Rogers dies of Cancer
It’s sad when somebody we all grew up with (whether we’d like to admit it or not) had to die in such a painful way. Full Story Here. May he rest in peace.
A USB Toothbrush?
Why in the hell do you need one of these? Found via 3bruces.
Update: Let’s get a USB mug-warmer while we’re at it.
Ex-“Dell dude” says pot bust was really a blessing
I had written before of “Dell dude Steve’s” pot-smoking habits. Well, now the New York Sun is reporting that the pot bust was really a blessing. Quoted: “I’m done with the Dell stuff. I wasn’t being taken seriously as an actor, I was having a hard time getting proper auditions. I’m a little [angry] at how Dell handled it, but I feel done with the commercials. I learned a lesson I needed to learn. It’s me; people can accept it or not. It’s a part of life.”
What a moron.
Man is in doghouse (literally) for mistreating stepson
From Obscure Store and Smoking Gun e-mails:
Curtis Lee Robins pleaded guilty to injuring his stepson by striking his exposed genitals with a car antenna, repeatedly locking him out of the house, and forcing him to take shelter outdoors, sometimes in the doghouse. A prosecutor says: “We gave him a choice: 30 days in jail or 30 nights in the doghouse. He chose to sleep in the doghouse.”
Blind man says there’s no way he collected $360 in parking tickets
From Obscure Store:
“How can I drive a car?” says Mike Perry, 53, who has been blind since childhood. “I can’t see.” He suspects he’s an identity theft victim.
Ruminations
From Ruminate.com:
My son asked me, “Why do bad things happen to good people?” I told him that bad things usually happen to bad people *first*. I didn’t tell him that the bad people then go and take it out on the first candy-ass do-gooder they come across. He’ll learn that on his own in junior high, one way or another.
I bet those gangsta rappers aren’t such tough guys. Hell, my 90-year-old grandpa curses and wears pants that are three sizes too big, too.
I think you could save money on a haircut by dropping a really angry cat on your head.
I keep telling my wife: “It’s NOT cheating on you with your sister, it’s making love to you by proxy.”Some women just don’t understand.
One good thing about knowing North Korea has nukes that can reach the United States: My constipation has cleared *right* up!
Sometimes, when I drop my pen, I can’t help but wonder if it’s really God’s way of saying he wants to see my butt.
I call my retriever puppy “Skipper” because he bounces two or three times every time I throw him out of the boat. He seems to like it though, unlike like his predecessor, Mr. Drowny.
“She is often called ‘the slut of the animal kingdom.’ “
From Obscure Store:
The zoo tour guide tells couples who have paid $75 to hear (and see) the sexy side of the animal kingdom: “The female kangaroo has three vaginas. She’ll be using two for reproduction and having fun with the third. She is often called ‘the slut of the animal kingdom.'” (Philadelphia Inquirer)
Oh my… . Full Story Here.
Looking for a new pair of Nikes?
All you have to do is comb the beaches of Washington State up to Alaska. Thousands of pairs of Nike basketball shoes are washing up on beaches from Washington state to Alaska after spilling from a container ship in Northern California. The hitch is that the laces were untied in the container and the shoes were sperated, so you’ll have a hard time finding a match to your shoe.
New Priest Sex Scandal
I generally don’t post stuff like this, but I just thought this guy was such a moron that I had to post it. Full story at the Smoking Gun:
Memo to pastors everywhere: If you plan on trolling the Internet for young male consorts, use something other than the AOL address you hand out to parishioners. Because a little thing called “Google” now makes it easy to match private pursuits with public personas. Oh, and think twice about including a full-frontal shot in your online personal ads (that tends to annoy church elders and upset the flock).