UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 33-year-old dad, percussionist, sysadmin, Web developer, IT consultant and jack-of-all-trades geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the service manager at Weston Technologies. He has LinkedIn and Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him. He will not be posting on Twitter.
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If you're reading this, you have too much time on your hands.
So I'm over my head cold (mostly) but now my wife caught it and is cussing me. Can't say that I blame her, as I felt pretty cruddy for a few days there. These were able to give us some enjoyment at least...
Terry Tate, Office Linebacker (never saw this when it aired during the 2003 Super Bowl):
Amazing goal by the goalie (all the YouTube links for this are down, so I had to use this):
That's a thin TV:
Five People, One Guitar:
Beatbox Flute:
Never a dull moment on the NYC Subway:
My nerdy juggline friend sent me this, and yes, I'll admit, it's pretty impressive:
Why not? An excavator climbing a tower...
This video must have taken a lot of time, since it's all paper art...
Muppets Rocking out in a Google+ Hangout:
Arnie does AA Milne:
Too lazy to turn pages of your magazine? You need one of these:
How a blind (and slightly drunk) person cooks food alone:
Probably should have shared this around the holidays...It's a Wonderful Extra Life: