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UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 33-year-old dad, percussionist, sysadmin, Web developer, IT consultant and jack-of-all-trades geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the service manager at Weston Technologies. He has LinkedIn and Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him. He will not be posting on Twitter.
Opinions and comments on this site are the opinions of the author, not the author's employer, family, friends or pets. This site is powered by Movable Type and is hosted by orty.com. Since December 1st, 2002, there have been 6463 entries. Visitors to this blog have posted 21009 comments. If you're reading this, you have too much time on your hands. |
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I'm Old. Dang it. Get Off My LawnSeriously, I just mowed the thing. Stupid kids. The ol' mortality meter that's always been on the left-column of this site has been jacked up by another year. I figured I'd probably better do so, since I'm getting zillions of emails from all the forums I have accounts on, telling me it's my birthday today (it's actually in about 15 minutes, but close enough). My cousin and I share the same birthday (I'm 12 hours or so older), and he sent me wishes at the crack of dawn this morning. It wasn't until later that I realized why: he's stationed in Japan, and it was after midnight over there. So what do I plan on doing for my palindromic birthday? Not a thing. I'm going to sleep in (or at least attempt to), loaf around, play with my kids, and not do anything (and most of all, avoid the chaos at the Old Mill). And I'm going to enjoy every minute of it. No Comments YetPost a comment |
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