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Scott said on 05/03/06 @ 09:12 AM: Except it sounds real, because the employee had to be taken to the hospital over the finger slice. If so, I'm sure there will be reports of an "undisclosed settlement" very soon.
How do you "not notice" that you're missing part of your finger? And better yet, how does it end up in some food that actually gets served to people?
That was my college town, and I'm trying to remember if I've eaten at that restaurant before.