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The World May Be Out Of Natural Blondes in 200 Years
Apparently, the last truly natural blonde might be born in Finland in roughly 2202.
Update: Thanks to Mrs H. for pointing out that this little fact mentioned in the article is a hoax (and I did put "blondes" into Snopes' search engine I just couldn't find it). That being said, the main point of the article was about how Caveman-era humans were the first natural blondes, and this little fact just was buried in it. The article is still worth a read.
Jake said on 03/09/06 @ 04:43 PM: OK, you're right -- but in reality, the guy who wrote that article has been had, too (though the article's primary focus -- About how Cavemen were the first blondes -- is still interesting).
Thanks for that -- I'll update the post.
ktvz hr department said on 03/10/06 @ 11:02 AM: I guess this is the beginning of the end. It was great while it lasted.