UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 30-year-old dad, percussionist, freelance Web designer, consultant and jack-of-all-trades computer geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the IT Director and Ad Designer at both Sunray and Discover Sunriver. He has LinkedIn, MySpace, Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him.
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If you're reading this, you have too much time on your hands.
Sadly, in designing an ad recently, I used copy from a professional ad copywriter that included some of these. It bothered me, but the client hired this guy to do it, so what can you do?
Burton Simmons said on 09/19/05 @ 11:03 PM: Yay stereotypes!
Chef Booyadee said on 09/21/05 @ 09:36 PM: You should come to Taiwan, where you have "Best Product" "Best Choice" and "Best Partner" in your face every couple ads, as well as some "make me cry" engrish now 'n then. *sigh*