UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 30-year-old dad, percussionist, freelance Web designer, consultant and jack-of-all-trades computer geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the IT Director and Ad Designer at both Sunray and Discover Sunriver. He has LinkedIn, MySpace, Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him.
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Trystan Shout said on 01/29/05 @ 09:34 PM: "Experts Say That Baby's Cause Stress"
Er, no they don't. They say that BABIES cause stress.
Jake said on 01/30/05 @ 09:35 AM: Yes, I know I screwed that up, which is why I changed the title. I should know better than to post at the crack of dawn (I made a bunch of stupid errors that day).
foo foo said on 01/31/05 @ 01:10 PM: I know they do cause stress, but it is a great stress reliever to throw them at on-comming traffic or use them to paint my garage walls red or to put them in a great big stew and feed it to the blacks down the street.
Kris said on 02/08/05 @ 05:11 AM: two scoops baby... two scoops ice cream, and its all better!!!