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The Bullet-proof briefcase

I need one of these, as you never know when it will come in handy. This thing is a briefcase that provides the following, critical, feature:

LIFE CASE will defeat bullets fired from submachine guns as well as .38, .357, and .44 Magnums..even 12ga .00 buckshot from shotguns as well as a whole spectrum of other calibers.
Now, if I ever have the need for this bag, that's another worry entirely, but it'd still be cool, if not just for the James Bond nature of it.

Posted by Jake on 09/28/03 @ 04:33 PM
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