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UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 33-year-old dad, percussionist, sysadmin, Web developer, IT consultant and jack-of-all-trades geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the service manager at Weston Technologies. He has LinkedIn and Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him. He will not be posting on Twitter.
Opinions and comments on this site are the opinions of the author, not the author's employer, family, friends or pets.
This site is powered by Movable Type and is hosted by orty.com. Since December 1st, 2002, there have been 6474 entries. Visitors to this blog have posted 21202 comments.
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Entries posted in Weird
- Stupidly Massive Link Dump - Posted on 07/12/12 @ 09:46 PM
- Learn Something New Everyday - Posted on 01/19/12 @ 10:49 PM
- Holy Cow, That's A Load Of Links - Posted on 08/02/11 @ 10:32 PM
- Looks Like I Need To Update My Bathroom Reading - Posted on 07/11/11 @ 11:11 PM
- What The Heck Is That Thing? - Posted on 06/22/11 @ 10:16 AM
- Was This A Cow Suicide Mission? - Posted on 04/20/11 @ 11:17 AM
- "Professional" Wrestling Is Hilariously Stupid - Posted on 04/04/11 @ 04:06 PM
- Sadly, There's An App For That - Posted on 03/10/11 @ 08:58 PM
- Women: I Have A Serious Question For You - Posted on 01/04/11 @ 04:59 PM
- Ladies and Gentlemen, Billy Joel! - Posted on 12/06/10 @ 05:23 PM
- I Suck - Posted on 10/27/10 @ 11:07 PM
- You Tube Is Full Of Strange Things - Posted on 10/20/10 @ 05:22 PM
- Reading Material - Posted on 09/06/10 @ 03:03 PM
- I Don't Think This Guy Trained The Dog - Posted on 09/01/10 @ 05:01 PM
- Because There's A Video For Everything... - Posted on 08/31/10 @ 03:43 PM
- Don't Try This At Home - Posted on 08/29/10 @ 05:00 PM
- Reading Material - Posted on 08/08/10 @ 04:29 PM
- Windows Phone Users Are Apparently Trying To Quit Smoking - Posted on 08/03/10 @ 03:35 PM
- Reading Material - Posted on 07/26/10 @ 12:22 PM
- Post Vacation Reading Material - Posted on 07/19/10 @ 01:23 PM
- Reading and Watching Material - Posted on 06/24/10 @ 04:50 PM
- Questions That Need to Be Answered - Posted on 05/20/10 @ 05:27 PM
- Mother's Day Reading Material - Posted on 05/09/10 @ 04:46 PM
- Reading Material - Posted on 04/22/10 @ 03:46 PM
- Reading Material - Posted on 03/29/10 @ 03:47 PM
- Spoiled Cows - Posted on 03/25/10 @ 11:55 AM
- Reading Material - Posted on 03/21/10 @ 09:42 PM
- Reading Material - Posted on 03/10/10 @ 09:15 AM
- Weirdest Video You'll See All
Day Week Month - Posted on 03/09/10 @ 09:26 PM
- Reading Material - Posted on 03/03/10 @ 09:31 PM
- Post Concert Reading Material - Posted on 02/21/10 @ 07:33 PM
- Reading Material - Posted on 02/08/10 @ 01:05 PM
- Reading Material - Posted on 02/03/10 @ 04:24 PM
- Reading Material - Posted on 01/07/10 @ 11:19 PM
- Yet Another Thing For Bend To Be Famous For - Posted on 01/06/10 @ 10:55 PM
- Local Clinic Puts on A Testicle Festival - Posted on 01/06/10 @ 01:18 PM
- Post-Holiday Link Dump - Posted on 12/28/09 @ 07:52 PM
- HP Computers Are Racist - Posted on 12/22/09 @ 07:11 PM
- I Need Sleep... - Posted on 12/15/09 @ 11:12 PM
- Pre-game Reading Material - Posted on 12/03/09 @ 04:21 PM
- Everybody's Got A Talent In Life - Posted on 11/16/09 @ 11:35 PM
- It's Fun For The Whole Family! - Posted on 11/16/09 @ 12:53 PM
- Link Dump - Posted on 11/09/09 @ 03:02 PM
- Can You Tell The Difference? - Posted on 11/06/09 @ 04:15 PM
- Huh? - Posted on 11/05/09 @ 05:11 PM
- Can You Yodel? - Posted on 10/12/09 @ 11:35 PM
- Dead Deer in Clown Suit Left on Iowa Porch - Posted on 10/08/09 @ 10:39 PM
- Movie Coming To Britain: Attack of the Baked Goods - Posted on 09/08/09 @ 10:33 PM
- There Are Some Weird People Out There - Posted on 08/09/09 @ 10:26 PM
- Need A Way To Slow The Birth Rate? - Posted on 07/30/09 @ 11:37 PM
- On In Las Vegas... - Posted on 07/26/09 @ 09:42 PM
- Only In Japan... - Posted on 06/22/09 @ 11:12 PM
- Just Because You Can, Doesn't Mean You Should - Posted on 05/17/09 @ 05:15 PM
- Is This How The World Really Thinks We Sound? - Posted on 03/15/09 @ 11:13 PM
- Kids Are Funny - Posted on 02/26/09 @ 10:51 PM
- Scarlett Johansson is (apparently) a Clone - Posted on 02/03/09 @ 11:31 AM
- You Must Have Cake - Posted on 01/13/09 @ 10:56 PM
- Looking For Something For That Special Someone This Holiday Season? - Posted on 12/15/08 @ 10:55 PM
- There's A Fetish For Everything... - Posted on 11/16/08 @ 11:17 PM
- Can't Afford A Winter Coat? - Posted on 11/10/08 @ 06:59 PM
- You Thought It Was Bad When The Dog Ate Your Homework? - Posted on 10/19/08 @ 10:32 PM
- I Just Don't Get It - Posted on 10/10/08 @ 10:49 PM
- It's Eerily Quiet - Posted on 09/02/08 @ 10:47 AM
- Some Call It Art - Posted on 08/18/08 @ 11:03 PM
- "It's a candle and an alibi all in one!" - Posted on 06/06/08 @ 09:20 PM
- I'm All For Bettering The Treatment of Tibet... - Posted on 05/27/08 @ 09:37 AM
- Coming To Your Wii... - Posted on 05/13/08 @ 05:14 PM
- Does Your Penis Have A Name? - Posted on 05/12/08 @ 02:47 PM
- Ronnie Van Zant Is Probably Rolling In His Grave - Posted on 03/19/08 @ 05:03 PM
- Just In Case You Hadn't Heard... - Posted on 03/14/08 @ 11:18 PM
- I Guess Everybody's Got A Fetish - Posted on 03/11/08 @ 10:13 AM
- Save The Date - Posted on 03/05/08 @ 11:10 PM
- Oddball Patents For The Day - Posted on 02/12/08 @ 05:23 PM
- No Home Is Complete... - Posted on 02/06/08 @ 11:52 PM
- White Trash At It's Finest - Posted on 01/14/08 @ 11:04 PM
- Wouldn't Be My Weapon Of Choice - Posted on 01/03/08 @ 12:01 AM
- Headline I Thought I'd Never See - Posted on 01/01/08 @ 12:35 PM
- Who Is This Woman On Yahoo Answers? - Posted on 12/20/07 @ 05:08 PM
- The #1 Rule Of The Internet - Posted on 11/20/07 @ 11:29 PM
- Looking For A Christmas Gift Idea? - Posted on 11/14/07 @ 10:57 PM
- Random Blog For The Day - Posted on 11/14/07 @ 08:49 PM
- Some People Have Far Too Much Time On Their Hands - Posted on 11/13/07 @ 04:59 PM
- Some People Have Far Too Much Time On Their Hands - Posted on 11/06/07 @ 03:27 PM
- Scary Product For The Day - Posted on 10/22/07 @ 10:54 PM
- Only In Florida... - Posted on 10/16/07 @ 09:51 PM
- Some People Have Far Too Much Time On Their Hands - Posted on 10/15/07 @ 10:54 PM
- First There Was "Sally Heatherton..." - Posted on 09/30/07 @ 10:02 PM
- Weird News Dump - Posted on 09/26/07 @ 11:38 PM
- Want To Pimp Your Ride? - Posted on 09/16/07 @ 10:06 PM
- Your Tax Dollars At Work - Posted on 09/10/07 @ 10:31 PM
- Drugs Make You Do Dumb Things - Posted on 09/10/07 @ 10:10 PM
- Not News: Man Gets Busted For Driving Drunk - Posted on 08/29/07 @ 05:23 PM
- Michael Vick Hit With "$63,000,000,000 Billion Dollar" Lawsuit - Posted on 08/15/07 @ 04:45 PM
- That's Not A Knife... - Posted on 08/07/07 @ 09:35 PM
- I don't even know what to say about this one... - Posted on 07/23/07 @ 05:29 PM
- Yet Another Reason To Come To (Or Avoid) Central Oregon During The Summer - Posted on 07/22/07 @ 12:22 PM
- Great Use Of Processing Power - Posted on 06/19/07 @ 02:54 PM
- The Japanese Are Weird People - Posted on 06/17/07 @ 11:16 PM
- Doesn't Seattle's Government Have Other Things To Worry About? - Posted on 06/14/07 @ 03:40 PM
- The Deschutes County Sheriff's Office Has Lost An Officer - Posted on 06/14/07 @ 03:31 PM
- My Commute To Work Is About 396,000 Human Tongues - Posted on 06/06/07 @ 03:58 PM
- One Stop Paranoia - Posted on 06/06/07 @ 03:54 PM
- Portland Murder Case That Ended Up In Central Oregon Just Got Weirder - Posted on 05/31/07 @ 11:49 PM
- There's A Blog For Everything - Posted on 05/30/07 @ 10:49 PM
- Now That's A Misdiagnosis - Posted on 05/25/07 @ 11:47 PM
- Random Lawsuit For The Day - Posted on 05/25/07 @ 11:44 PM
- Man Threatens To Bomb Newspaper - Posted on 05/09/07 @ 04:54 PM
- Some People Have Some Oddball Hobbies - Posted on 05/09/07 @ 01:04 PM
- Weirdest Arcade Game Ever - Posted on 05/06/07 @ 10:59 PM
- I So Need to go to Sweden - Posted on 04/30/07 @ 11:38 PM
- The Virginia Tech Killer Was A Messed Up Dude... - Posted on 04/23/07 @ 03:40 PM
- Two More Arrested in Area Hit-And-Run-And-Burn-Up-The-Car - Posted on 04/20/07 @ 11:13 PM
- Virginia Tech Killer Sends Package To NBC - Posted on 04/18/07 @ 08:12 PM
- Ever Slipped On A Treadmill? - Posted on 04/17/07 @ 05:09 PM
- We Know The Father Of Anna Nicole's Baby - Posted on 04/10/07 @ 01:16 PM
- I'm Not A Drinker... - Posted on 04/09/07 @ 09:45 PM
- Ladies: A New Way To Impress The Men - Posted on 04/04/07 @ 04:11 PM
- How Many Reporters Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb? - Posted on 04/03/07 @ 05:29 PM
- More Oddball Commercials - Posted on 03/29/07 @ 08:34 PM
- Bollywood Does The Beatles - Posted on 03/25/07 @ 04:35 PM
- There's A Blog For Everything - Posted on 03/19/07 @ 03:01 PM
- Why Don't They Just Pay Their Employees Better? - Posted on 03/14/07 @ 02:19 PM
- Men Have An Unhealthy Obsession With Crotches - Posted on 03/14/07 @ 01:30 PM
- "Thanks CBS For Turning My Son Gay!" - Posted on 03/08/07 @ 05:19 PM
- Will Scooter Libby Be Pardoned? - Posted on 03/08/07 @ 09:35 AM
- Creepy Gun Commercial - Posted on 03/06/07 @ 10:44 PM
- There Are Some Weird Dudes On Bend Blogs - Posted on 02/27/07 @ 02:06 PM
- Who Knew Kite-Flying Could Be Deadly? - Posted on 02/27/07 @ 11:20 AM
- Who Cares How He Died... - Posted on 02/25/07 @ 04:33 PM
- In Case You Needed Instruction... - Posted on 02/23/07 @ 08:47 PM
- Sex Link Dump - Posted on 02/21/07 @ 05:27 PM
- Rudy Giuliani is a Weird Dude - Posted on 02/14/07 @ 10:47 PM
- Takeru Kobayashi Takes On A Giant Bear - Posted on 02/07/07 @ 02:26 PM
- I Can't Believe They Used To Sell This Stuff - Posted on 01/28/07 @ 02:40 PM
- This Will Be A Huge Boon To Central Oregon Tourism - Posted on 01/14/07 @ 11:18 PM
- I'm Honored... - Posted on 01/08/07 @ 05:26 PM
- There's A Wiki For Everything - Posted on 01/08/07 @ 05:14 PM
- See, the Brits DO Talk On The Phone Naked - Posted on 01/07/07 @ 04:05 PM
- I Can't Believe I Missed This Movie - Posted on 01/01/07 @ 09:56 AM
- Note To Self: Do Not Call Anybody In Britain - Posted on 12/27/06 @ 11:20 PM
- A Much Better Patent Search - Posted on 12/19/06 @ 10:39 PM
- Austin Powers Ain't Got Nothin' On This Guy - Posted on 12/14/06 @ 11:02 PM
- More Wikipedia Oddities - Posted on 12/13/06 @ 05:33 PM
- The World Has Gone Mad - Posted on 12/12/06 @ 11:16 PM
- Squirrels Are Going To Take Over The World - Posted on 12/12/06 @ 11:13 PM
- High End Security to Protect A Goat - Posted on 12/07/06 @ 10:39 PM
- Need Another Alibi? - Posted on 12/04/06 @ 01:11 PM
- Tired Of Telemarketers? - Posted on 11/27/06 @ 04:02 PM
- Say This Ten Times Fast - Posted on 11/22/06 @ 04:29 PM
- Where's Bruce Willis When We Need Him? - Posted on 11/18/06 @ 08:35 PM
- For Men Who Need A Little Help Down Below - Posted on 11/03/06 @ 09:51 PM
- "You can't get much more concealed than that." - Posted on 11/03/06 @ 09:42 PM
- Ideas For Halloween - Posted on 10/30/06 @ 03:49 PM
- Oddball Toilets - Posted on 10/24/06 @ 04:24 PM
- Ladies: Finally A Use For Your Old Tampons - Posted on 10/23/06 @ 09:43 PM
- Which Tastes Better: Catfood or Dogfood? - Posted on 10/23/06 @ 09:39 PM
- Protecting The Family Jewels - Posted on 10/22/06 @ 04:52 PM
- Washington's Bestiality Law Finally Has An Arrest - Posted on 10/22/06 @ 04:35 PM
- Condoms Have All Sorts Of Uses - Posted on 10/16/06 @ 05:20 PM
- Multi-Function Coffins - Posted on 10/08/06 @ 09:52 AM
- Some People Need A Hobby - Posted on 10/03/06 @ 04:02 PM
- Oddball Fetish Of The Day - Posted on 10/03/06 @ 02:00 PM
- Oddball Product For The Day - Posted on 09/25/06 @ 10:24 AM
- Alcohol Use Boosts Income - Posted on 09/20/06 @ 10:56 AM
- There's A Web Site For Everything - Posted on 09/14/06 @ 01:45 PM
- Random Wikipedia Articles For The Day - Posted on 09/05/06 @ 05:31 PM
- Wikipedia Is Full Of Interesting Things - Posted on 08/30/06 @ 12:29 PM
- Key Quote: "The man is not committing a crime by just driving around naked" - Posted on 08/27/06 @ 03:06 PM
- Don't Want Anybody Stealing Your Stash? - Posted on 08/24/06 @ 05:13 PM
- Oddball USB Hack Of The Day - Posted on 08/24/06 @ 04:15 PM
- Cat-Proof Your Computer - Posted on 08/23/06 @ 04:08 PM
- Psycho Racoons Killing Cats in Washington - Posted on 08/23/06 @ 09:44 AM
- (Witty Headline About A Man With Two Penises Would Go Here) - Posted on 08/22/06 @ 04:50 PM
- Weird Crime For The Day - Posted on 08/21/06 @ 05:09 PM
- Stupidest Bike Ever? (Now With Video!) - Posted on 08/20/06 @ 04:10 PM
- Some People Have Too Much Time On Their Hands - Posted on 08/16/06 @ 10:21 AM
- Culinary Genius Right Here - Posted on 08/09/06 @ 12:14 PM
- It's Sad When Your Stuffed Animal Travels More Than You Do - Posted on 08/08/06 @ 12:36 PM
- Cats Are Killers - Posted on 08/03/06 @ 03:33 PM
- Everybody's Got A Talent - Posted on 08/02/06 @ 11:27 AM
- You Won't See This On Iron Chef - Posted on 07/25/06 @ 04:44 PM
- Is There A Zombie In The Vatican? - Posted on 07/25/06 @ 09:49 AM
- Having Trouble Getting To Sleep? - Posted on 07/20/06 @ 01:34 PM
- When Applesauce Is Outlawed... - Posted on 07/20/06 @ 12:44 PM
- Utterly Boring At Its Finest - Posted on 07/17/06 @ 04:59 PM
- Why Take A Gadget-Filled Road Trip? - Posted on 07/12/06 @ 09:09 PM
- What If Women Were Dolls? - Posted on 07/12/06 @ 09:04 PM
- Weird Flash Game For The Day - Posted on 07/09/06 @ 04:43 PM
- For The Baby Who Has Everything - Posted on 07/06/06 @ 03:02 PM
- David Hasselhoff is a Weird Dude - Posted on 06/28/06 @ 08:50 PM
- The Ultimate Repellent? - Posted on 06/27/06 @ 10:53 PM
- TV Can Rot Your Brain - Posted on 06/27/06 @ 10:41 PM
- More Maury Povich (and Family) Goodness - Posted on 06/26/06 @ 05:15 PM
- The White Guy Has A Black Baby... - Posted on 06/25/06 @ 05:30 PM
- Why I'll Never Buy A Dell - Posted on 06/25/06 @ 05:27 PM
- You Just Can't Find A Good Goat These Days - Posted on 06/25/06 @ 05:01 PM
- Anatomic Jewelry - Posted on 06/20/06 @ 05:26 PM
- 60 Feet Later, Metal Detector Is Still Beeping - Posted on 06/20/06 @ 11:25 AM
- Daisy, Is That You? - Posted on 06/18/06 @ 12:20 PM
- Are Men Just A Glutton For Punishment? - Posted on 06/15/06 @ 07:55 PM
- Fantasy Coffins - Posted on 06/13/06 @ 05:27 PM
- I'm Not *That* Old - Posted on 06/11/06 @ 10:55 AM
- Don't Print Good Photography to Target - Posted on 06/11/06 @ 10:43 AM
- Buying Friends On My Space - Posted on 06/11/06 @ 10:04 AM
- The Big Box Stores Are Going To The Birds... - Posted on 06/07/06 @ 04:41 PM
- Suffering From Menopause? - Posted on 06/07/06 @ 04:34 PM
- Kevin Federline Cleans Up - Posted on 06/06/06 @ 03:25 PM
- It's 6.6.6... - Posted on 06/06/06 @ 11:12 AM
- Some Critter Messed Up My Car After Crapping In It - Posted on 06/04/06 @ 11:25 AM
- Nothing Says "I Love You" Like Slicing Off Your Johnson - Posted on 05/31/06 @ 10:00 AM
- If You're Going To Misrepresent A Laptop On eBay... - Posted on 05/29/06 @ 04:17 PM
- Want To Lose Your Lunch? - Posted on 05/29/06 @ 10:39 AM
- A Question That Has Stumped Scientists For Ages Has Finally Been Answered - Posted on 05/28/06 @ 03:50 PM
- I Know That George W. And Tony Blair Were Buddies... - Posted on 05/28/06 @ 03:28 PM
- Really Bad Tattoos - Posted on 05/24/06 @ 04:46 PM
- Somebody Needs A Hobby - Posted on 05/24/06 @ 04:41 PM
- Celebrities: Forget Scientology... - Posted on 05/22/06 @ 01:00 PM
- Somebody Really Needed A Smoke - Posted on 05/18/06 @ 02:18 PM
- If You're Ever Going To Post an Online Review of a Hooker... - Posted on 05/14/06 @ 04:41 PM
- I've Heard Of Pot Brownies... - Posted on 05/14/06 @ 11:11 AM
- I Would've Flunked College... - Posted on 05/11/06 @ 04:33 PM
- I Thought My Fish Were Harmless - Posted on 05/10/06 @ 09:57 PM
- Looking For A Mother's Day Gift Idea? - Posted on 05/09/06 @ 09:33 AM
- Random YouTube Video Dump - Posted on 05/04/06 @ 11:24 AM
- For The Ultimate In Laziness - Posted on 05/01/06 @ 09:55 AM
- She Was Probably Just Trying To Use The Carpool Lane - Posted on 04/27/06 @ 05:15 PM
- Need A Bra In A Pinch? - Posted on 04/24/06 @ 09:31 AM
- I Don't Know What's Worse - Posted on 04/23/06 @ 10:08 AM
- There Are Better Ways To Kill Yourself - Posted on 04/23/06 @ 09:54 AM
- Eight Year Old Steals Minivan - Posted on 04/19/06 @ 08:57 PM
- Robot Sex - Posted on 04/19/06 @ 05:19 PM
- Worried About Your Girl Cheating On You? - Posted on 04/18/06 @ 05:10 PM
- Family Fun With The 10 Plagues - Posted on 04/17/06 @ 02:00 PM
- Attention Ladies - Posted on 04/12/06 @ 12:49 PM
- If You Hate Your Dog... - Posted on 04/11/06 @ 01:21 PM
- Leave It To The Aussies... - Posted on 04/05/06 @ 04:01 PM
- Tom Cruise Is A Nut Job - Posted on 03/28/06 @ 04:07 PM
- Some People Need A Hobby - Posted on 03/28/06 @ 03:28 PM
- What The!?! - Posted on 03/27/06 @ 09:50 PM
- Why I generally don't read LiveJournal Blogs - Posted on 03/22/06 @ 05:26 PM
- Flying Cow Leaves Two Police Cars in Flames - Posted on 03/18/06 @ 08:04 AM
- Who Needs Petroleum? - Posted on 03/08/06 @ 04:46 PM
- If Your Going To Try To Fake A Drug Test... - Posted on 03/06/06 @ 11:13 AM
- Coming To Playboy - Posted on 02/27/06 @ 09:52 PM
- Lego Suicides - Posted on 02/14/06 @ 10:23 AM
- Parent Flips Out Over Spelling Bee - Posted on 02/11/06 @ 08:13 AM
- Want To Talk With A Lesbian? - Posted on 02/10/06 @ 09:05 AM
- Wedgies Now Considered Form Of Sexual Harrassment - Posted on 02/09/06 @ 04:41 PM
- He Had It Coming - Posted on 02/09/06 @ 04:03 PM
- How To Put Porn On Your iPod - Posted on 02/02/06 @ 02:56 PM
- Need Some Extra Money? - Posted on 02/02/06 @ 01:13 PM
- That's A Lot Of Dr Pepper - Posted on 02/01/06 @ 09:03 AM
- David Hasselhoff Helped Topple The Berlin Wall - Posted on 01/29/06 @ 09:49 AM
- How Gay Are You? - Posted on 01/23/06 @ 12:41 PM
- Somebody Had Some Serious Munchies - Posted on 01/17/06 @ 05:19 PM
- There's Just Something Very Wrong About This - Posted on 01/05/06 @ 08:59 AM
- That's One Way To Go About It - Posted on 12/22/05 @ 04:43 PM
- Why Would You Ever Do This? - Posted on 12/18/05 @ 12:43 PM
- There's A Web Site For Everything - Posted on 12/09/05 @ 08:56 PM
- Somebody Has Too Much Time On Their Hands - Posted on 12/08/05 @ 04:36 PM
- Those Holiday Cards You Really Want To Send - Posted on 12/07/05 @ 05:52 PM
- Sadly, I Might Actually Try This - Posted on 12/07/05 @ 05:43 PM
- Is George W. Trying To Give An Elephant An Enema? - Posted on 12/06/05 @ 03:04 PM
- Virtual Post-In Notes - Posted on 11/13/05 @ 02:00 PM
- Random NASA Phallic Ballet Video - Posted on 11/10/05 @ 05:23 PM
- Ladies, Help Me Out With This One - Posted on 10/27/05 @ 09:18 AM
- If The Olsen Twins Were Neo-Nazis... - Posted on 10/24/05 @ 05:29 PM
- If You're Ever Going To Get Abducted... - Posted on 10/23/05 @ 10:52 AM
- This Was Done 2005 Years Ago - Posted on 10/19/05 @ 04:40 PM
- Just Like A Woman - Posted on 10/17/05 @ 03:13 PM
- Why I Don't Watch The Teletubbies - Posted on 10/04/05 @ 11:47 AM
- Extreme Rock Paper Scissors - Posted on 09/28/05 @ 01:35 PM
- Just Go BIOYIOP - Posted on 09/27/05 @ 10:35 AM
- Jeb Bush and His Imaginary Friend - Posted on 09/21/05 @ 04:48 PM
- Answering Life's Biggest Questions - Posted on 09/05/05 @ 10:41 AM
- Now I've Heard It All - Posted on 09/04/05 @ 03:27 PM
- People Love Their Pets Too Much - Posted on 08/29/05 @ 01:49 PM
- There's A Web Site For Everything - Posted on 08/28/05 @ 06:01 PM
- Everybody Needs To Drink And Pee More - Posted on 08/16/05 @ 10:50 AM
- "I swear, officer, I'm not drunk..." - Posted on 08/07/05 @ 03:12 PM
- That Was Random - Posted on 08/04/05 @ 11:03 AM
- Move Over "Vagina Monologues" - Posted on 08/02/05 @ 10:25 AM
- I'm Sure Somebody Gets Off On This - Posted on 07/27/05 @ 11:10 PM
- Everyday Low Prices and A Date? - Posted on 07/26/05 @ 01:42 PM
- Ancient Winky Found In Cave - Posted on 07/25/05 @ 01:18 PM
- Is There A Black Market For Toilet Paper? - Posted on 07/25/05 @ 01:13 PM
- You Want Rock Hard Abs? - Posted on 07/18/05 @ 06:14 PM
- Can Picking Your Nose Kill You? - Posted on 07/14/05 @ 08:12 PM
- It's A Small Town - Posted on 07/14/05 @ 03:45 PM
- That's A Lot Of Paul - Posted on 07/13/05 @ 11:20 PM
- Somebody Explain This To Me - Posted on 07/13/05 @ 11:13 PM
- There's A Site For Everything - Posted on 07/10/05 @ 10:31 PM
- There's A Web Page For Everything - Posted on 06/29/05 @ 05:17 PM
- Everybody's Got A Fetish - Posted on 06/23/05 @ 10:41 AM
- Don't Take Good Photos To Wal-Mart For Prints - Posted on 06/22/05 @ 10:42 AM
- Huh? - Posted on 06/20/05 @ 02:14 PM
- Is This Normal? - Posted on 06/20/05 @ 02:12 PM
- Need Help Wiping Up After Your Bathroom Trip? - Posted on 06/15/05 @ 04:57 PM
- Why Would Anybody Invent This? - Posted on 06/09/05 @ 03:09 PM
- How To Sex Your Rabbits - Posted on 06/08/05 @ 04:58 PM
- I Couldn't Make This Up - Posted on 05/24/05 @ 04:46 PM
- Poop Art - Posted on 05/19/05 @ 09:50 AM
- Virtually Pet A Chicken - Posted on 05/17/05 @ 09:36 AM
- Random Google Results - Posted on 05/03/05 @ 10:18 AM
- Breakdancing With No Limbs - Posted on 04/25/05 @ 04:30 PM
- How'd You Like This Job? - Posted on 04/25/05 @ 04:15 PM
- Bible Stories With Legos - Posted on 04/18/05 @ 09:08 AM
- Death Metal Rock - Posted on 04/13/05 @ 07:59 PM
- Japanese Penis Festival - Posted on 04/05/05 @ 01:18 PM
- How Many 5-Year-Olds Could You Take Out? - Posted on 04/03/05 @ 11:40 AM
- Barf Bag Collection - Posted on 03/27/05 @ 01:33 PM
- Does This Guy Have a Mental Issue? - Posted on 03/23/05 @ 03:23 PM
- Random eBay Items For The Day - Posted on 03/22/05 @ 09:45 AM
- Sneak This Into Your Wife's Purse - Posted on 03/21/05 @ 02:48 PM
- Is Your School Needing Funds? - Posted on 03/21/05 @ 02:13 PM
- How Do We Save Social Security? - Posted on 03/20/05 @ 12:49 PM
- Only In Corvallis - Posted on 03/17/05 @ 11:11 AM
- Attorney Accidently Sues Self - Posted on 03/17/05 @ 10:15 AM
- There's Some Weird Stuff In Idaho - Posted on 03/11/05 @ 09:20 PM
- Interested In Washing Machine History? - Posted on 03/09/05 @ 04:01 PM
- They Have A Blog For Everything - Posted on 03/09/05 @ 03:59 PM
- Random Cow Fact - Posted on 03/03/05 @ 03:06 PM
- Nude Mike Tyson's Punch Out - Posted on 03/02/05 @ 04:24 PM
- True Love With A Background Check - Posted on 02/28/05 @ 04:59 PM
- Marshmallow Peep Research - Posted on 02/28/05 @ 04:56 PM
- Umm....Huh? - Posted on 02/24/05 @ 03:44 PM
- Want To Impress The Ladies? - Posted on 02/22/05 @ 11:11 PM
- How To Destroy The Earth - Posted on 02/22/05 @ 11:09 PM
- Quote For The Day - Posted on 02/21/05 @ 09:11 AM
- I'll Take A Steak, and A Blindfold - Posted on 02/20/05 @ 12:12 PM
- A Gorilla With A Nipple Fetish - Posted on 02/20/05 @ 12:05 PM
- I'm Confused - Posted on 02/14/05 @ 12:17 PM
- Hand-Copied Credit Card Statements - Posted on 02/05/05 @ 07:32 AM
- A New Kind Of Outsourcing - Posted on 02/02/05 @ 11:43 AM
- That Explains Brit's Moods - Posted on 02/02/05 @ 11:19 AM
- Semen And Computer Parts - Posted on 01/31/05 @ 12:11 PM
- You Thought Musical Ring Tones Were Annoying? - Posted on 01/29/05 @ 07:34 AM
- Life Saving Tips - Posted on 01/28/05 @ 11:37 PM
- Bunny Suicide - Posted on 01/23/05 @ 11:49 AM
- Huh? - Posted on 01/18/05 @ 11:03 AM
- Panties Just For Men - Posted on 01/13/05 @ 04:47 PM
- Irony? - Posted on 01/12/05 @ 05:05 PM
- Why Have Fresh Underwear On? - Posted on 01/12/05 @ 04:52 PM
- Richard Gere Urges Palestinians To Vote - Posted on 01/09/05 @ 12:56 PM
- 3.6 Million Nickels Missing - Posted on 01/09/05 @ 11:10 AM
- Communist Mario? - Posted on 01/04/05 @ 11:08 AM
- Woman Wants To Cleanse Colons In Her Home - Posted on 01/03/05 @ 12:03 PM
- Bad Porn - Posted on 01/03/05 @ 10:29 AM
- Would You Like Some Sauce On Your Wiener? - Posted on 01/02/05 @ 03:11 PM
- Most Art Is Crap - Posted on 01/02/05 @ 11:10 AM
- The Impossible Situp - Posted on 12/31/04 @ 08:36 AM
- Nintendo Tattoo - Posted on 12/30/04 @ 11:50 AM
- Chocolate Beer - Posted on 12/29/04 @ 03:00 PM
- The Worst Holiday Hazard? - Posted on 12/29/04 @ 01:13 PM
- Fallen Rapper PEZ prototypes - Posted on 12/22/04 @ 12:00 PM
- Cell Phone Broken? - Posted on 12/21/04 @ 09:06 AM
- Predictable News - Posted on 12/15/04 @ 11:05 AM
- Quote Of The Week - Posted on 12/12/04 @ 09:43 AM
- Japan's 2nd Largest Export? - Posted on 12/11/04 @ 11:52 AM
- All They're Missing Is The Pope - Posted on 12/11/04 @ 11:51 AM
- This Sounds Like An Allstate Commercial - Posted on 12/09/04 @ 02:42 PM
- Get Sleep, Don't Get Fat - Posted on 12/07/04 @ 12:07 PM
- Packer Fans are Bigger Than Christ - Posted on 12/06/04 @ 04:56 PM
- Only in Eugene - Posted on 12/01/04 @ 11:39 AM
- Protect Your Scrotum - Posted on 11/27/04 @ 09:07 AM
- Isn't That What They're Supposed To Do? - Posted on 11/25/04 @ 12:25 PM
- Headline For The Day - Posted on 11/24/04 @ 01:23 PM
- The Aquariass - Posted on 11/23/04 @ 01:47 PM
- Some People Need A Hobby - Posted on 11/23/04 @ 10:28 AM
- I Need A Bathroom Faucet - Posted on 11/11/04 @ 04:32 PM
- You Can Tell A Lot About A Person by Their Spam - Posted on 11/09/04 @ 09:54 AM
- Only In Canada... - Posted on 11/08/04 @ 11:52 AM
- The Cause of Train Derailments - Posted on 11/04/04 @ 08:53 AM
- Looking for Sex on Election Night? - Posted on 10/27/04 @ 03:13 PM
- Asexuality - Posted on 10/19/04 @ 08:02 AM
- Five Hours + MS Paint = - Posted on 10/18/04 @ 04:52 PM
- Coming to a Fashion Show Near You - Posted on 10/14/04 @ 09:19 AM
- Don't Crap In The Woods - Posted on 10/10/04 @ 03:48 PM
- It's National Roller Skating Month - Posted on 10/07/04 @ 08:52 AM
- Denmark to Claim North Pole - Posted on 10/06/04 @ 01:18 PM
- Romanian cuts off penis; dog eats it - Posted on 10/06/04 @ 08:40 AM
- 100 Worst Porn Movie Titles - Posted on 10/03/04 @ 11:58 AM
- Weirdest Guinness Records - Posted on 09/20/04 @ 09:37 AM
- Want a House With A View? - Posted on 09/16/04 @ 10:34 AM
- Man Arrested for Low Tipping - Posted on 09/15/04 @ 03:36 PM
- Puppy Shoots Man, Saves Litter Mates - Posted on 09/09/04 @ 09:30 AM
- Meow, Meow, Meow? - Posted on 09/01/04 @ 04:24 PM
- Ruff Ruff Ruff, Ruff, Ruff! - Posted on 09/01/04 @ 11:12 AM
- Sexually Frustrated Chimp Takes Up Smoking - Posted on 08/31/04 @ 03:31 PM
- Man Builds Jet-Powered Wheelchair - Posted on 08/30/04 @ 03:08 PM
- The Election's Going To The Dogs - Posted on 08/26/04 @ 12:02 PM
- Real Women Are Much Easier To Deal With - Posted on 08/24/04 @ 07:05 AM
- You Can Buy Anything Online - Posted on 08/22/04 @ 05:02 PM
- The Bear Climbed Over The Mountain - Posted on 08/18/04 @ 04:49 PM
- I'm Never Going To The Netherlands - Posted on 08/18/04 @ 12:38 PM
- You Can Buy Anything In Bulk - Posted on 08/17/04 @ 10:29 AM
- The Bed To Sleep On When Bombed - Posted on 08/15/04 @ 01:32 PM
- Build Your Own Casket - Posted on 08/13/04 @ 08:45 PM
- Stuck on a Really Bad Date? - Posted on 08/05/04 @ 10:33 PM
- Remember that Goldfish You Flushed? - Posted on 08/05/04 @ 10:27 PM
- What's the Story Here? - Posted on 07/24/04 @ 03:21 PM
- Nude Man Caught Covered in Nacho cheese - Posted on 07/20/04 @ 09:59 AM
- They'll Outsource Anything - Posted on 07/19/04 @ 04:21 PM
- Random Shared Photos - Posted on 07/12/04 @ 04:52 PM
- You have a broken Real Doll? - Posted on 07/11/04 @ 01:09 PM
- That's Good To Know - Posted on 07/07/04 @ 11:16 AM
- Golfing a Par 11,880 Hole - Posted on 07/07/04 @ 07:23 AM
- I Wouldn't Be Able to Crap - Posted on 07/06/04 @ 02:05 PM
- That's A Resume Builder - Posted on 07/06/04 @ 07:51 AM
- Colin Powell a member of the Village People? - Posted on 07/04/04 @ 10:47 AM
- I won't need a vasectomy - Posted on 06/29/04 @ 06:41 PM
- Government OKs Bloodsuckers - Posted on 06/29/04 @ 01:32 PM
- If you're going to wank... - Posted on 06/27/04 @ 03:21 PM
- More Weird Amazon Crap - Posted on 06/23/04 @ 10:20 AM
- Newt Gingrich Among Top 500 Amazon.com Book Reviewers - Posted on 06/17/04 @ 11:30 PM
- Did he have to pay tax on those? - Posted on 06/09/04 @ 09:53 AM
- Advertising on Food Coming Soon - Posted on 06/07/04 @ 04:17 PM
- Weird Crap You Can Buy at Amazon - Posted on 06/03/04 @ 09:10 AM
- Anybody missing a hand? - Posted on 06/01/04 @ 02:21 PM
- Have you ever wondered... - Posted on 05/30/04 @ 11:47 AM
- Google Confuses Me Sometimes - Posted on 05/20/04 @ 03:49 PM
- He's covered in lube, but can't slip away. - Posted on 05/19/04 @ 05:13 PM
- The Poor Man's Drugs - Posted on 05/05/04 @ 11:45 AM
- It's probably a sex toy - Posted on 05/04/04 @ 12:19 PM
- Kevin Spacey's a Weirdo - Posted on 04/26/04 @ 05:54 PM
- Have small feet? - Posted on 04/21/04 @ 05:08 PM
- There are advantages to having a limp winky - Posted on 04/20/04 @ 10:29 AM
- People Love Their iPods Too Much - Posted on 04/20/04 @ 10:22 AM
- All he wanted was some beer - Posted on 04/19/04 @ 05:52 PM
- I'll never complain about staying overnight at an airport - Posted on 04/19/04 @ 11:02 AM
- What are the odds? - Posted on 04/18/04 @ 02:52 PM
- Have a cat and an extra $50,000? - Posted on 04/16/04 @ 07:31 AM
- Want your weight in cheese? - Posted on 04/15/04 @ 10:09 AM
- Power Outage Cripples Vegas Hotel - Posted on 04/12/04 @ 02:16 PM
- Talk about slow service - Posted on 04/11/04 @ 08:41 PM
- Proof You Can Buy Anything on the 'Net - Posted on 04/05/04 @ 12:46 PM
- Woman ends up with 4 boobs after surgery - Posted on 03/31/04 @ 05:13 PM
- I'm sure they could be put to work - Posted on 03/31/04 @ 10:16 AM
- Shoot a Cow with a Rocket for only $400 - Posted on 03/30/04 @ 09:40 AM
- What if you stick the apple up your nose? - Posted on 03/29/04 @ 12:31 PM
- Are hyphenated Yahoo names that rare? - Posted on 03/16/04 @ 04:14 PM
- You love your cat too much when... - Posted on 03/15/04 @ 10:50 AM
- Tattoo Clothing - Posted on 03/14/04 @ 10:27 AM
- The Girl Who Feels No Pain - Posted on 03/02/04 @ 10:38 PM
- "I f**ked a RealDoll" - Posted on 02/29/04 @ 02:54 PM
- Driver thought she hit a rhino... - Posted on 02/17/04 @ 09:58 AM
- I'd be worried if there was black stuff in my toilet - Posted on 02/11/04 @ 04:17 PM
- A new cure for cancer? - Posted on 02/10/04 @ 04:56 PM
- No more text messages from Jesus - Posted on 01/26/04 @ 05:31 PM
- Would you like ketchup with that? - Posted on 01/12/04 @ 05:23 PM
- Woman's Skin Falls Off, Miraculously Lives - Posted on 01/09/04 @ 05:59 PM
- Threesome Toad Taxidermy - Posted on 12/29/03 @ 03:22 PM
- Missing a lawn gnome? - Posted on 12/28/03 @ 03:36 PM
- Shave this woman's head - Posted on 12/15/03 @ 12:54 PM
- Cheese can do anything - Posted on 12/14/03 @ 09:40 PM
- Woman eats junk food in her sleep - Posted on 12/14/03 @ 09:38 PM
- 11-foot wooden penis found erected on public property - Posted on 12/10/03 @ 05:27 PM
- Do You Have Bright Green Poop? - Posted on 11/24/03 @ 11:14 PM
- Which is more disturbing? - Posted on 11/11/03 @ 11:24 AM
- OK, this is the weirdest site I've seen in a long time - Posted on 11/11/03 @ 11:16 AM
- The best way to stop conflicts? - Posted on 11/11/03 @ 10:57 AM
- Jeff Goldblum is watching you poop - Posted on 11/11/03 @ 09:55 AM
- They stole all his stuff, but at least they cleaned up after themeselves - Posted on 11/04/03 @ 01:13 PM
- What does the White House have to hide? - Posted on 10/27/03 @ 04:51 PM
- I don't know what scares me more - Posted on 10/26/03 @ 02:29 PM
- The 2000 presidential election was rigged - by God Himself - Posted on 10/16/03 @ 02:01 PM
- I've always thought the Teletubbies were weird - Posted on 10/12/03 @ 10:44 AM
- Man Wants to Question Parrot in Court - Posted on 10/06/03 @ 10:18 AM
- Mosh pits spread deadly disease - Posted on 09/29/03 @ 05:59 PM
- Ever needed to shave your cat's nose? - Posted on 09/28/03 @ 04:36 PM
- Man may have world's largest collection of toy Pontiac GTOs - Posted on 09/15/03 @ 12:26 PM
- Russians aim for world's biggest salad - Posted on 09/14/03 @ 01:09 PM
- Now here's something you probably won't see again - Posted on 09/10/03 @ 10:58 PM
- Man gets jail for licking woman's feet in grocery store - Posted on 08/27/03 @ 02:48 PM
- I haven't even seen porn collections this big - Posted on 08/27/03 @ 11:58 AM
- Want a huge pile of DSL Modems? - Posted on 08/17/03 @ 05:41 PM
- Forget to flush? $263 fine! - Posted on 08/14/03 @ 04:02 PM
- Man, 87, says he didn't do a very good job in trying to kill his wife - Posted on 07/23/03 @ 09:47 AM
- Interesting spam for the day - Posted on 07/23/03 @ 08:33 AM
- Silence of the lambs: the musical - Posted on 07/17/03 @ 01:44 PM
- Naked men threaten people with axe - Posted on 06/30/03 @ 06:44 PM
- Toe wrestlers gather for world championship - Posted on 06/22/03 @ 09:47 AM
- Speaking of weird dogs - Posted on 06/21/03 @ 10:29 AM
- Now I've seen it all - Posted on 06/21/03 @ 10:26 AM
- Forty percent of Americans iron while naked - Posted on 06/14/03 @ 01:59 PM
- "Braziologist" can tell a woman's bra size from ten feet away - Posted on 06/12/03 @ 09:35 PM
- Gunman claiming to be God strips naked, blocks traffic - Posted on 06/10/03 @ 09:45 PM
- What a bunch of asses - Posted on 06/09/03 @ 11:15 PM
- Police find pinata store that sells cocaine-filled pinatas - Posted on 06/08/03 @ 05:14 PM
- Thank God New Zealand is thousands of miles away - Posted on 06/07/03 @ 11:04 PM
- If you were to type random letters as a URL, where would it take you? - Posted on 06/06/03 @ 02:30 PM
- Couple doesn't know why they went to Hardee's for sex - Posted on 06/05/03 @ 11:20 PM
- Nude woman in SUV plows through apartments - Posted on 06/02/03 @ 01:06 PM
- 23 people - and one goat - spill out of overloaded taxi - Posted on 06/02/03 @ 12:57 PM
- Free rent, if your whole life is on camera - Posted on 06/02/03 @ 11:56 AM
- Motorist spots year-old baby crawling across the street at 3 a.m. - Posted on 05/30/03 @ 05:54 PM
- You better hurry - Posted on 05/30/03 @ 06:57 AM
- UC Berkeley professor has studied masturbation for a decade - Posted on 05/19/03 @ 12:11 PM
- Why does Tiger Woods win so much? - Posted on 05/15/03 @ 05:14 PM
- Want a penis-shaped chicken nugget? - Posted on 05/10/03 @ 05:24 PM
- Twenty-seven hospitalized after eating ass - Posted on 05/10/03 @ 05:22 PM
- Marijuana-scented cell phone covers? - Posted on 05/08/03 @ 09:53 AM
- Man faces trial on supermarket foot-licking assault - Posted on 05/05/03 @ 03:25 PM
- Make your cell phone a vibrator - Posted on 04/21/03 @ 12:59 PM
- Have you ever burnt your penis using a laptop? - Posted on 04/12/03 @ 10:48 AM
- Polar bear's crankiness caused by marital problems - Posted on 04/06/03 @ 10:05 AM
- Road closed after truck loses chicken manure load - Posted on 03/27/03 @ 12:20 PM
- Rock, Scissors, Paper contest offers $1,000 grand prize - Posted on 03/17/03 @ 12:34 PM
- Woman sentenced for killing cat in oven - Posted on 03/15/03 @ 12:07 PM
- Little Kids Racing Little Motorcycles - Posted on 03/14/03 @ 10:38 AM
- Man shot to death after losing staring contest - Posted on 03/10/03 @ 12:40 PM
- Bomb squad detonates Pizza Hut pizza bag - Posted on 03/09/03 @ 05:52 PM
- Woman dies after operating table falls apart during surgery - Posted on 03/02/03 @ 05:06 PM
- Blind man says there's no way he collected $360 in parking tickets - Posted on 02/27/03 @ 11:29 AM
- Beluga caviar, Carr's table water crackers, and BioChem whey powder - Posted on 02/20/03 @ 12:11 PM
- The History of the Vibrator - Posted on 02/10/03 @ 11:01 AM
- It's a beautiful song, but you'll never hear all of it - Posted on 02/10/03 @ 10:05 AM
- Flipper goes to war, and morticians needed in Navy - Posted on 02/03/03 @ 09:18 AM
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