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UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 30-something-year-old dad, percussionist, sysadmin, Web developer, IT consultant and jack-of-all-trades geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the communications manager at Weston Technologies. He has LinkedIn and Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him. He will not be posting on Twitter.
Opinions and comments on this site are the opinions of the author, not the author's employer, family, friends or pets.
This site is powered by Movable Type and is hosted by orty.com. Since December 1st, 2002, there have been 6476 entries. Visitors to this blog have posted 21314 comments.
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Entries posted in Stupid
- Stupidly Massive Link Dump - Posted on 07/12/12 @ 09:46 PM
- Craigslist Sues Man, Wins $1.2 Million Default Judgement, All Without Him Knowing - Posted on 09/28/11 @ 10:01 PM
- Reading Material - Posted on 10/12/10 @ 03:32 PM
- Reading Material - Posted on 09/29/10 @ 11:35 AM
- Reading Material - Posted on 08/08/10 @ 04:29 PM
- Apparently "The Liberal Agenda" Is The Cause For All Problems - Posted on 05/03/10 @ 10:43 AM
- More Reading Material - Posted on 02/22/10 @ 05:03 PM
- Reading Material - Posted on 02/08/10 @ 01:05 PM
- Link Cleanup - Posted on 01/03/10 @ 10:13 PM
- Kick Blount Off The Team - Posted on 09/04/09 @ 10:23 AM
- Comparing Our President To Hitler - Posted on 08/31/09 @ 11:24 AM
- These Folks Are Downright Stupid - Posted on 02/08/09 @ 05:21 PM
- Wow, What A Boring Football Game - Posted on 12/31/08 @ 02:47 PM
- Insanely Difficult Game For The Day - Posted on 11/16/08 @ 11:02 PM
- Let The County Know You Oppose The Room Tax Increase - Posted on 08/14/08 @ 02:28 PM
- In Case Anybody Gives A Rip... - Posted on 07/03/08 @ 01:18 PM
- Two Worst Days In The World - Posted on 05/25/08 @ 04:32 PM
- Why DRM Sucks, Reason #52 - Posted on 04/24/08 @ 11:15 AM
- Want To Lower Your Tax Bill? - Posted on 08/28/07 @ 11:48 PM
- Stupid Lawsuit For The Day - Posted on 06/24/07 @ 10:38 PM
- That's Going To Sting A Bit - Posted on 05/01/07 @ 11:27 PM
- There Are Jerks...(Update: Arrest Made) - Posted on 04/15/07 @ 10:43 PM
- An Easter Scandal! - Posted on 04/07/07 @ 09:55 PM
- Is Volvo Trying To Make Drivers Dumber? - Posted on 03/26/07 @ 05:34 PM
- I Better Quit Letting My Daughter Play With My Nintendo DS... - Posted on 02/11/07 @ 05:20 PM
- Is Russia Now Part Of New York State? - Posted on 01/01/07 @ 12:02 PM
- Some Locals Just Aren't Too Bright - Posted on 12/19/06 @ 10:26 PM
- No Homemade Meals For The Homeless - Posted on 12/04/06 @ 08:26 PM
- Worst Oregon Sports Injustice Ever - Posted on 11/07/06 @ 01:18 PM
- Don't Print Good Photography to Target - Posted on 06/11/06 @ 10:43 AM
- Do You Think We Were Born Yesterday? - Posted on 05/31/06 @ 05:29 PM
- I Don't Know What's Worse - Posted on 04/23/06 @ 10:08 AM
- Two Local Teenage Idiots Nearly Kill Themselves - Posted on 04/18/06 @ 01:26 PM
- Did Anybody Else Get The Jim Smolich Motors Spam? - Posted on 04/12/06 @ 11:32 AM
- The FTC Is Smoking Crack - Posted on 12/27/05 @ 09:32 AM
- Another Useless USB Device - Posted on 10/23/05 @ 10:51 AM
- FEMA: A Legacy Of Waste - Posted on 09/20/05 @ 10:58 AM
- More New Orleans Links: Lousy Gov't Response, Heroes, Volunteers, and More - Posted on 09/05/05 @ 05:48 PM
- Comment Spammers Need To Die - Posted on 05/03/05 @ 04:35 PM
- How Is This Not Spyware? - Posted on 03/19/05 @ 01:19 PM
- Russel Crowe Believes He Was an 'al-Qaeda target' - Posted on 03/10/05 @ 11:12 PM
- Teens Fined For Being Nice - Posted on 02/07/05 @ 10:00 AM
- It's Prison, Not A Luxury Resort - Posted on 02/02/05 @ 01:11 PM
- Idiot For The Day - Posted on 02/02/05 @ 12:09 PM
- PG-Rated Sopranos - Posted on 02/01/05 @ 01:39 PM
- Useless Image Captcha - Posted on 01/11/05 @ 03:21 PM
- Only On eBay... - Posted on 01/09/05 @ 01:33 PM
- Tsunamis Bring Out The Crackheads - Posted on 01/02/05 @ 11:42 AM
- Corporate Stupidity - Posted on 12/29/04 @ 12:16 PM
- Your Tax Dollars At Work - Posted on 12/27/04 @ 10:45 AM
- Only In Florida - Posted on 12/20/04 @ 11:57 AM
- U.S. Government to Shut Down GPS - Posted on 12/16/04 @ 02:56 PM
- Disney to Make Toy Story 3 Without Pixar - Posted on 12/14/04 @ 09:38 AM
- Why Unions Are Dangerous - Posted on 12/09/04 @ 09:48 AM
- Why Can't You Get A Flu Shot? - Posted on 12/09/04 @ 09:03 AM
- Only In Nebraska - Posted on 12/02/04 @ 01:49 PM
- An $800 Haircut!?! - Posted on 11/29/04 @ 10:58 AM
- Evolution Disclaimers - Posted on 11/26/04 @ 09:02 AM
- I'm Moving To Australia - Posted on 10/29/04 @ 01:56 PM
- American Gov't Not Only Money Wasters - Posted on 10/20/04 @ 12:41 PM
- Caffeinated Beer - Posted on 10/14/04 @ 11:39 AM
- Diplomatic Immunity is Crap - Posted on 09/30/04 @ 02:27 PM
- I Want a REAL Debate - Posted on 09/30/04 @ 11:58 AM
- Oprah Car Giveaway Not Totally Free - Posted on 09/22/04 @ 12:15 PM
- Where's The Paralympic Coverage? - Posted on 09/14/04 @ 10:21 AM
- Santa May Be Banned over Salt Lake - Posted on 09/13/04 @ 06:00 PM
- I'm A Racist - Posted on 09/07/04 @ 09:41 AM
- Another Asinine Lawsuit - Posted on 08/26/04 @ 10:57 AM
- I'm Sick Of Beach Volleyball - Posted on 08/24/04 @ 09:03 PM
- Olympic Celebration Sets Fire to Park - Posted on 08/17/04 @ 10:50 AM
- I Hate Being An American Sometimes - Posted on 08/09/04 @ 07:08 AM
- Deschutes County Renaming "Offensive" Streets - Posted on 08/08/04 @ 01:51 PM
- Oregon Lawyer Gets Reprimand For classmates.com Post - Posted on 08/04/04 @ 11:04 AM
- Duke Freshman get iPods - Posted on 07/25/04 @ 10:48 AM
- Student Photographer Meets Big Brother - Posted on 07/15/04 @ 04:53 PM
- That's a Resume Builder - Posted on 07/15/04 @ 04:12 PM
- Despite the Money, Inmates Still Go Free?!? - Posted on 07/13/04 @ 09:30 PM
- Like That Will Work - Posted on 07/07/04 @ 09:54 AM
- Your Tax Dollars At Work - Posted on 07/04/04 @ 04:42 PM
- Microsoft Awarded Ridiculous Patents - Posted on 06/29/04 @ 05:09 PM
- $100 Million to Save Mouse That Doesn't Even Exist - Posted on 06/23/04 @ 10:23 AM
- Thank Goodness for Low Budgets - Posted on 06/21/04 @ 04:53 PM
- Just a bit off course - Posted on 06/21/04 @ 08:55 AM
- Dave Winer Thinks He's God - Posted on 06/16/04 @ 09:08 AM
- Communists! - Posted on 06/09/04 @ 09:49 AM
- Yet Another Money-Grubbing Lawsuit - Posted on 06/07/04 @ 04:23 PM
- Software Hack turns Canon Digital Rebel into a 10D - Posted on 06/02/04 @ 05:27 PM
- Asinine Patents Get Granted - Posted on 06/02/04 @ 05:13 PM
- People Are Sheep - Posted on 06/01/04 @ 02:23 PM
- More Jackass School Administration - Posted on 05/30/04 @ 11:13 AM
- Zero Tolerance Strikes Again - Posted on 05/30/04 @ 11:03 AM
- Another Useless Web Creation - Posted on 05/23/04 @ 11:18 AM
- Isn't that what they're supposed to do? - Posted on 05/18/04 @ 02:01 PM
- People Are Sheep - Posted on 05/12/04 @ 09:33 AM
- Flat-Screen TVs for Felons? - Posted on 05/02/04 @ 04:53 PM
- The low-carb craze is out of control - Posted on 04/29/04 @ 04:01 PM
- That annoying book meme - Posted on 04/26/04 @ 02:15 PM
- More Useless Legislation - Posted on 04/22/04 @ 10:48 AM
- I don't care the excuse - Posted on 04/18/04 @ 10:14 AM
- Beware of the Green Links - Posted on 04/06/04 @ 01:23 PM
- Spider Man 3?!? - Posted on 03/28/04 @ 03:50 PM
- This disgusts me - Posted on 03/11/04 @ 04:52 PM
- Another Microsoft "Solution" - Posted on 02/20/04 @ 09:01 AM
- Only an Oregonian... - Posted on 02/16/04 @ 10:23 AM
- Stupid Law, #4958 - Posted on 02/15/04 @ 12:37 PM
- Why I vote down tax measures - Posted on 02/10/04 @ 03:35 PM
- Microsoft wants to kill your productivity - Posted on 01/29/04 @ 03:07 PM
- Gotta love over zealous lawyers - Posted on 01/28/04 @ 10:09 PM
- School suspends "hacker" - Posted on 01/12/04 @ 05:27 PM
- A six-year-old terrorist? - Posted on 01/12/04 @ 05:11 PM
- Microsoft publishes program to blast MSBlast - Posted on 01/12/04 @ 05:03 PM
- Can we send him there? - Posted on 01/09/04 @ 07:52 PM
- Look out for almanac-welding thugs - Posted on 12/30/03 @ 01:34 PM
- Yet another reason to hate PETA - Posted on 12/29/03 @ 04:37 PM
- How does a state solve its homeless problem? - Posted on 12/22/03 @ 03:29 PM
- "Frequent faller" tries to scam Wal-Mart - Posted on 12/08/03 @ 10:06 PM
- That's kind of you, Larry - Posted on 11/12/03 @ 11:34 AM
- Student faces criminal charges for stealing 25-cents worth of cheese - Posted on 11/02/03 @ 01:11 PM
- How blogging can get you unemployed - Posted on 10/29/03 @ 04:30 PM
- When is spyware not spyware? - Posted on 10/22/03 @ 03:09 PM
- Can't you just buy regular damn coffee anymore?!?!? - Posted on 10/07/03 @ 04:21 PM
- The FBI Debit Card Scam - Posted on 10/06/03 @ 09:59 AM
- When would this ever be a good idea? - Posted on 10/05/03 @ 03:18 PM
- Why would you get married at Wal-Mart? - Posted on 09/22/03 @ 05:18 PM
- Need another reason to hate Verisign? UPDATE: Patch Available - Posted on 09/17/03 @ 08:28 AM
- Windows Media Player 9 for Macs -- coming soon - Posted on 09/14/03 @ 09:34 AM
- Citrus Listerine? I'll stick with my nasty original flavor, thanks - Posted on 09/12/03 @ 10:04 PM
- Kurt Kobain a better guitarist than Jeff Beck and Carlos Santana? Not bloody likely! - Posted on 09/08/03 @ 05:07 PM
- This is why I hate the folks in Government - Posted on 09/04/03 @ 10:07 PM
- Get yourself a one-way ticket to Federal Prison! - Posted on 08/19/03 @ 11:13 AM
- Tempted to break "largest death toll from chemical weapons" at the same time? - Posted on 08/10/03 @ 11:31 AM
- Yet another example of REALLY bad navigation online - Posted on 08/05/03 @ 04:44 PM
- Woman spends $600 on ad for beloved missing cat - Posted on 08/03/03 @ 05:45 PM
- Woman Changes Her Name To GoVeg.com - Posted on 07/20/03 @ 12:31 PM
- School sets up cameras in locker room - Posted on 07/02/03 @ 10:30 PM
- Catcher ejected for holding on to ball too long - Posted on 06/23/03 @ 01:40 PM
- Wave somebody across the street, get sued - Posted on 06/23/03 @ 01:37 PM
- Episode III Hints "Revealed" - Posted on 06/01/03 @ 12:16 PM
- Totaled car ticketed for broken headlight - Posted on 05/31/03 @ 03:06 PM
- Man who shows his thong to group of 13-year-old girls gets arrest thrown out - Posted on 05/31/03 @ 02:07 PM
- The Chubby Jedi is taking the video posters to court - Posted on 05/29/03 @ 10:22 PM
- Stanford researchers create robotic cockroaches - Posted on 05/19/03 @ 04:23 PM
- America Needs 18 and 29-cent coins, says scientist - Posted on 05/16/03 @ 12:31 PM
- Nordstrom shoe-sellers booted for sales contest cheating - Posted on 05/15/03 @ 05:23 PM
- "I can't wear my seat belt as I have sore breasts" - Posted on 05/11/03 @ 05:46 PM
- Oregon hospital looking for Klingon speakers - Posted on 05/10/03 @ 10:44 PM
- Anti-circumcision activists protest in Seattle - Posted on 05/09/03 @ 10:20 AM
- Emerald slams Google for phone number lookup - Posted on 04/28/03 @ 01:38 PM
- Since when are Snapshots of Babies Kiddie Porn? - Posted on 04/21/03 @ 10:05 AM
- Apple Computers in talks to buy Universal Music Group - Posted on 04/13/03 @ 04:47 PM
- British Tax Dollars at Work - Posted on 04/12/03 @ 09:33 AM
- You know you pamper your dog too much when... - Posted on 04/04/03 @ 02:12 PM
- "please reply to this urgant message" - Posted on 04/03/03 @ 05:41 PM
- Microsoft says to take aim at Google - Posted on 04/03/03 @ 05:14 PM
- The Pac-10 gets screwed - Posted on 03/16/03 @ 09:38 PM
- Feds consider adding another terror risk level - Posted on 03/15/03 @ 09:26 AM
- Zero Tolerance Strikes Again - Posted on 03/08/03 @ 09:49 AM
- Klu Klux Klan supports all-male Masters Golf Club - Posted on 03/01/03 @ 04:22 PM
- A USB Toothbrush? - Posted on 02/27/03 @ 11:43 AM
- Idiots arrested for sexually assaulting dead 4 year old at morgue - Posted on 02/17/03 @ 09:14 AM
- Michael Jackson has never had plastic surgery - Posted on 02/03/03 @ 11:43 AM
- Couple Sue McDonald's Over Tough Bagel - Posted on 02/02/03 @ 01:49 PM
- Skynyrd Guitarist Not Sure About War With Iraq - Posted on 02/02/03 @ 01:44 PM
- Apparently Microsoft doesn't have enough money - Posted on 01/27/03 @ 10:16 AM
- Sportsmanship at its finest - Posted on 01/27/03 @ 09:11 AM
- Dateline to focus on Michael Jackson's face - Posted on 01/19/03 @ 01:23 PM
- Man who died was "lucky" - Posted on 01/11/03 @ 12:24 PM
- Is that a man or a woman? - Posted on 01/10/03 @ 11:42 AM
- Men are stupid - Posted on 01/02/03 @ 09:11 AM
- Yet another reason to avoid Kentucky - Posted on 12/28/02 @ 11:40 AM
- Scientists search for perfect pizza - Posted on 12/14/02 @ 11:13 AM
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