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UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 30-something-year-old dad, percussionist, sysadmin, Web developer, IT consultant and jack-of-all-trades geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the communications manager at Weston Technologies. He has LinkedIn and Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him. He will not be posting on Twitter.
Opinions and comments on this site are the opinions of the author, not the author's employer, family, friends or pets.
This site is powered by Movable Type and is hosted by orty.com. Since December 1st, 2002, there have been 6476 entries. Visitors to this blog have posted 21314 comments.
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Entries posted in Sick
- Attention Tacoma, Washington: - Posted on 06/24/07 @ 10:36 PM
- These 200 People Need To Die - Posted on 05/24/07 @ 10:11 PM
- Worst Computer Accessory Ever - Posted on 04/30/07 @ 11:35 PM
- Parent Of The Year Nominee - Posted on 03/08/07 @ 05:32 PM
- This Is So Wrong - Posted on 03/01/07 @ 05:16 PM
- He Calls It Art... - Posted on 01/17/07 @ 05:28 PM
- Why I Will Never Be A Drinker - Posted on 05/05/06 @ 10:50 PM
- It's The Wendy's Chili Finger All Over Again - Posted on 05/02/06 @ 05:03 PM
- You Should Always Wear Your Seatbelt - Posted on 05/01/06 @ 05:23 PM
- The Worst Job Ever - Posted on 04/17/06 @ 05:32 PM
- Mary Had A Little Lamb - Posted on 03/09/06 @ 04:31 PM
- The $1000 Sundae - Posted on 02/16/06 @ 04:37 PM
- That's Just Wrong - Posted on 01/30/06 @ 10:40 AM
- I Need A New Laptop Bag - Posted on 01/22/06 @ 11:33 AM
- Man With The World's Strongest Penis - Posted on 12/01/05 @ 04:32 PM
- Where Do Crescent Rolls Come From? - Posted on 11/15/05 @ 05:40 PM
- Most Disgusting Thing I've Heard In A Long Time - Posted on 11/10/05 @ 05:16 PM
- FEMA: A Legacy Of Waste - Posted on 09/20/05 @ 10:58 AM
- The Worst Smell In The World - Posted on 08/15/05 @ 11:12 PM
- A Reporter's Worst Nightmare - Posted on 07/31/05 @ 12:36 PM
- Man, This Pizza Tastes Like Crap - Posted on 06/16/05 @ 09:24 AM
- That's Just Nasty - Posted on 06/08/05 @ 11:23 AM
- Bizarre Sex Habits of The Extreme Right Wing - Posted on 05/25/05 @ 05:02 PM
- The Worst Part of Being A Librarian? - Posted on 05/20/05 @ 07:18 AM
- How Well Does Viagra Work? - Posted on 05/01/05 @ 11:05 AM
- You Want Fries With That? - Posted on 03/27/05 @ 01:30 PM
- Raw Sewage Spills Into Willamette River - Posted on 03/10/05 @ 12:55 PM
- Would You Like Some Ketchup With That? - Posted on 02/22/05 @ 08:46 AM
- Parenting At Is Finest - Posted on 02/14/05 @ 12:25 PM
- Japanese Will Put Mayo In Anything - Posted on 02/07/05 @ 02:07 PM
- "Did You Order The Code Red?" - Posted on 12/30/04 @ 03:12 PM
- Do Not Read This - Posted on 12/16/04 @ 04:40 PM
- Cooking With Semen - Posted on 11/18/04 @ 04:24 PM
- Yucky - Posted on 11/18/04 @ 03:31 PM
- Rat: It's Whats for Dinner - Posted on 10/12/04 @ 11:22 AM
- Sick and Politically Incorrect Jokes - Posted on 09/19/04 @ 04:01 PM
- Bend Burrito Joint Serves Cockroaches With Food - Posted on 09/12/04 @ 09:32 AM
- This Was Legal Before? - Posted on 09/11/04 @ 01:55 PM
- That's a Load of Crap -- Literally - Posted on 08/24/04 @ 11:28 AM
- Death To Spammers and Virus Writers - Posted on 08/19/04 @ 10:37 AM
- Man Breasts - Posted on 08/18/04 @ 10:34 AM
- Black Mountain Dew - Posted on 08/09/04 @ 03:29 PM
- A Interesting Use For Urine - Posted on 07/25/04 @ 10:37 AM
- Thanks, But I'll Pass - Posted on 07/20/04 @ 09:58 AM
- Yummy - Posted on 06/22/04 @ 04:20 PM
- Nude Rollercoaster Record Set - Posted on 05/24/04 @ 04:39 PM
- I Think I'm Going To Vomit - Posted on 05/11/04 @ 05:04 PM
- Want pink piss? - Posted on 03/21/04 @ 10:31 AM
- For the man who has everything - Posted on 03/16/04 @ 04:57 PM
- Trapped climber survives on raw squirrel - Posted on 03/14/04 @ 05:52 PM
- That's one evil woman - Posted on 02/12/04 @ 01:42 PM
- Man gets jail time for killing a swan - Posted on 02/12/04 @ 10:09 AM
- Removing your nipples? - Posted on 02/05/04 @ 02:50 PM
- A one-bedroom condo for $2.6-million - Posted on 01/06/04 @ 01:33 PM
- Over 600 lawyers sign up to defend Saddam - Posted on 12/28/03 @ 03:42 PM
- Man who killed cats, dog and wife complains about the stench - Posted on 12/11/03 @ 03:31 PM
- What to drink with your Thanksgiving Dinner? - Posted on 11/22/03 @ 10:47 PM
- They need a warning label on this thing - Posted on 10/12/03 @ 05:53 PM
- Man, 85, allegedly planned to have sex with girls, 9 and 12 - Posted on 10/07/03 @ 04:40 PM
- French-fried Oreos, cheesecake, and Candy Bars? - Posted on 09/30/03 @ 10:29 AM
- Student cuts off penis and tongue after drinking hallucinogenic tea - Posted on 09/24/03 @ 08:42 AM
- Sheriff wants to know who put feces in the jailhouse chili - Posted on 09/04/03 @ 09:27 PM
- In other news... - Posted on 08/31/03 @ 12:37 PM
- I like a good, big hamburger as much as anybody, but... - Posted on 08/27/03 @ 03:58 PM
- Man cuts off own penis and eats it - Posted on 07/13/03 @ 08:52 PM
- Telemarketers trying to charge to put people on Do Not Call list - Posted on 07/09/03 @ 11:52 AM
- Officials find 110 buckets of crap -- literally - Posted on 06/29/03 @ 10:15 AM
- Thirty firemen take six hours to hoist 585-pound woman to hospital with crane - Posted on 06/09/03 @ 11:21 PM
- Cops: Student had 10-gigs of kiddie porn - Posted on 05/09/03 @ 11:01 AM
- Dad arrested after telling daughters to walk 5 miles to school - Posted on 05/05/03 @ 03:04 PM
- Cops find 854 pairs of panties in college student's apartment - Posted on 04/24/03 @ 03:58 PM
- Prank Death/POW Soldier Calls - Posted on 04/03/03 @ 12:16 PM
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