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UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 33-year-old dad, percussionist, sysadmin, Web developer, IT consultant and jack-of-all-trades geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the service manager at Weston Technologies. He has LinkedIn and Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him. He will not be posting on Twitter.
Opinions and comments on this site are the opinions of the author, not the author's employer, family, friends or pets.
This site is powered by Movable Type and is hosted by orty.com. Since December 1st, 2002, there have been 6474 entries. Visitors to this blog have posted 21202 comments.
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Entries posted in Sad
- Stupidly Massive Link Dump - Posted on 07/12/12 @ 09:46 PM
- I Think We Should Charge The Crazy Nut Job With Murder - Posted on 07/02/12 @ 09:25 PM
- How To Lose $2400 in 24 Seconds - Posted on 12/16/11 @ 06:03 PM
- I Was Just Cutting Onions, I Swear... - Posted on 11/30/11 @ 10:44 PM
- RIP Steve Jobs (1955-2011) - Posted on 10/05/11 @ 06:00 PM
- Reading And Watching Material - Posted on 06/09/11 @ 10:43 PM
- It's A Sad Day: PBS Will Have Commercial Breaks - Posted on 06/01/11 @ 10:46 PM
- Sony Screws Up Big Time - Posted on 04/28/11 @ 11:28 AM
- What if Peanuts Didn't Have a Punchline? - Posted on 03/30/11 @ 04:55 PM
- Amazing (and Scary) Japan Tsunami Video and Photos - Posted on 03/13/11 @ 02:06 PM
- Sadly, There's An App For That - Posted on 03/10/11 @ 08:58 PM
- It's The Inequality, Stupid - Posted on 02/28/11 @ 03:36 PM
- New Math Is Stupid Math - Posted on 02/11/11 @ 09:40 PM
- I'm At Work, Missing The Super Bowl... - Posted on 02/06/11 @ 05:29 PM
- US Gov't Didn't Think This One Through - Posted on 12/22/10 @ 11:48 AM
- Is That A Terrorist? - Posted on 12/08/10 @ 05:05 PM
- Anybody Up For Some Calvinball? - Posted on 11/18/10 @ 11:29 PM
- Reading/Watching Material - Posted on 11/04/10 @ 04:03 PM
- FarmVille Kills - Posted on 11/01/10 @ 11:13 PM
- Awesome After School Orchestra Needs Your Help - Posted on 09/23/10 @ 01:07 PM
- Reading Material - Posted on 08/30/10 @ 05:15 PM
- Reading Material - Posted on 07/26/10 @ 12:22 PM
- What Could Possibly Go Wrong? - Posted on 06/10/10 @ 10:47 PM
- Reading Material - Posted on 05/24/10 @ 10:28 PM
- Hitler "Downfall Meme" gets taken down - Posted on 04/21/10 @ 10:34 PM
- What A Different World It Would Have Been... - Posted on 04/01/10 @ 11:18 PM
- Back To Reality - Posted on 03/20/10 @ 08:29 PM
- Bend Gets Another Mention In National Media - Posted on 02/28/10 @ 09:47 AM
- Another Reason Most Twitter Users Are Idiots - Posted on 02/17/10 @ 03:21 PM
- Does Anybody Care? - Posted on 02/15/10 @ 03:48 PM
- Late Night TV Chaos - Posted on 01/13/10 @ 11:03 PM
- Dick Clark Sounded Awful - Posted on 01/01/10 @ 12:33 AM
- This Made Me Cry A Little - Posted on 12/09/09 @ 09:55 PM
- Stay Indoors Today - Posted on 11/22/09 @ 05:14 PM
- Balloon Boy Saga Continues - Posted on 10/18/09 @ 11:16 PM
- Late Night TV Hosts Are Corporate Shills - Posted on 09/30/09 @ 11:07 PM
- New York Times Serves Up Malware - Posted on 09/15/09 @ 11:28 AM
- Way To Screw Up Big Time, CNN - Posted on 09/11/09 @ 05:09 PM
- This Is A Monty Python Joke Waiting To Happen. - Posted on 09/10/09 @ 10:34 PM
- Goodbye Reading Rainbow - Posted on 09/01/09 @ 10:54 PM
- OK, So I've Sort Of Embraced Twitter - Posted on 08/27/09 @ 12:44 PM
- I Fear For The Human Race - Posted on 08/20/09 @ 09:45 AM
- Outsourced Tech Support People Are Idiots - Posted on 08/10/09 @ 11:59 AM
- If You're Going To Photoshop Your Real Estate Listing... - Posted on 07/29/09 @ 04:54 PM
- These Are The Commercials I Love - Posted on 07/19/09 @ 11:42 AM
- The Pirate Bay Goes Legal - Posted on 06/30/09 @ 03:32 PM
- Billy Mays Found Dead - Posted on 06/28/09 @ 11:06 AM
- Our System Is Screwed Up - Posted on 06/25/09 @ 01:52 PM
- I Normally Avoid Political Issues... - Posted on 06/24/09 @ 10:49 PM
- Ed McMahon: Rest In Peace - Posted on 06/23/09 @ 03:11 PM
- Pixar is Awesome - Posted on 06/22/09 @ 11:07 PM
- The Folks At PETA Are Crazy - Posted on 06/18/09 @ 05:28 PM
- This Is Why Windows Should Never Be Used On ATMs - Posted on 06/18/09 @ 09:18 AM
- Oregon Media Insiders Is Done - Posted on 06/04/09 @ 02:11 PM
- He Probably Had The Three Wolf Moon Shirt On - Posted on 06/04/09 @ 11:22 AM
- Hear That? That's The Sound Of Nobody Giving A Rip - Posted on 05/26/09 @ 05:30 PM
- Piracy Isn't Killing The Movie Studios - Posted on 05/26/09 @ 04:44 PM
- Mr. Thomas can finally move to The Bahamas and open up a moped lot... - Posted on 05/14/09 @ 03:41 PM
- The MPAA Has Lost Their Mind - Posted on 05/07/09 @ 05:25 PM
- I'm A Bit Behind - Posted on 05/03/09 @ 10:42 PM
- The Demise Of The View-master - Posted on 03/23/09 @ 09:29 PM
- You Thought You Had It Bad? - Posted on 03/17/09 @ 11:16 PM
- That's A Lot Of Glass - Posted on 01/29/09 @ 03:39 PM
- Something To Put On The Resume - Posted on 12/04/08 @ 11:23 AM
- You Won't See This In America - Posted on 11/23/08 @ 11:26 PM
- Ziff Davis To Close PC Magazine Print Edition - Posted on 11/19/08 @ 02:46 PM
- Why Presidential Debates Are Worthless - Posted on 10/29/08 @ 10:04 AM
- Why The Bailout Should've Never Happened - Posted on 10/08/08 @ 11:30 AM
- Sad News For The Day - Posted on 09/07/08 @ 09:24 AM
- Looking for a boat ride to Hawaii? - Posted on 06/25/08 @ 10:26 AM
- Dad Of The Year - Posted on 06/05/08 @ 10:02 PM
- Iron Chef Japan Is Back On TV - Posted on 05/26/08 @ 10:29 PM
- Stupid Lawsuit For The Day - Posted on 05/15/08 @ 11:24 PM
- "MySpace is the anti-Christ for children" - Posted on 04/08/08 @ 05:03 PM
- It's Internet Jackass Day - Posted on 04/01/08 @ 11:34 AM
- Another Broken TV (and an Expensive Vacation) Thanks To A Wii - Posted on 03/31/08 @ 01:49 PM
- Note To Self - Posted on 03/27/08 @ 12:22 PM
- Spoiled Brat - Posted on 03/12/08 @ 09:49 PM
- Lawmakers Are Idiots, Exhibit 3812 - Posted on 03/10/08 @ 09:54 AM
- What Is This World Coming To? - Posted on 03/09/08 @ 11:27 PM
- Stupid Lawsuit For The Day - Posted on 03/09/08 @ 10:45 PM
- HD DVD Is Dead But Retailers Aren't Giving Up - Posted on 02/21/08 @ 03:04 PM
- HD-DVD's Days Are Numbered - Posted on 02/12/08 @ 12:51 PM
- "The System Doesn't Work" News For The Day - Posted on 02/04/08 @ 11:40 PM
- "Is there any kind of like...video rental store but for books?" - Posted on 01/30/08 @ 11:03 PM
- If You're Looking To Steal Copper... - Posted on 01/20/08 @ 11:51 PM
- Headline Of The Day - Posted on 12/05/07 @ 10:53 PM
- What A Horrible Name - Posted on 11/27/07 @ 11:32 PM
- Injustice For The Day - Posted on 11/25/07 @ 10:24 PM
- Political Correctness Gone Overboard - Posted on 11/20/07 @ 11:10 PM
- You Mean I Could've Had It Repaired This Entire Time? - Posted on 11/05/07 @ 10:27 AM
- Confirming My Thoughts About Apple Fanboys - Posted on 11/02/07 @ 09:37 PM
- Stupid Crook For The Day - Posted on 10/23/07 @ 05:08 PM
- Asinine Lawsuit For The Day - Posted on 10/15/07 @ 10:46 PM
- Two Parent Of The Year Nominees - Posted on 10/02/07 @ 10:41 PM
- More On The Bend Clothesline Flap - Posted on 10/01/07 @ 10:46 PM
- Some People Are Way To Into This Stupid Pirate Day - Posted on 09/19/07 @ 02:04 PM
- I Wish I Were Making This Up - Posted on 09/04/07 @ 09:23 PM
- Another Parent Of The Year Nominee - Posted on 09/04/07 @ 10:51 AM
- The Most Obnoxious Thing You'll Hear All Day - Posted on 09/02/07 @ 10:56 PM
- Isn't Her 15 Minutes Up Yet? - Posted on 08/30/07 @ 01:30 PM
- Microsoft Forces Shutdown Of Autopatcher - Posted on 08/29/07 @ 12:31 PM
- Really Bad Photoshop Jobs - Posted on 08/26/07 @ 11:20 PM
- You know, some things just don't need to be sexual... - Posted on 08/22/07 @ 11:23 PM
- If You're Going To Rob A Store... - Posted on 08/15/07 @ 04:48 PM
- Why Kids Are Stupid - Posted on 08/13/07 @ 09:48 AM
- That'll Take A While To Clean Up - Posted on 08/02/07 @ 01:52 PM
- The Best and Worst News From The Last 24 Hours - Posted on 07/31/07 @ 10:39 AM
- Another Parent Of The Year Nominee - Posted on 07/26/07 @ 08:56 PM
- If Your Going To Run For A Top Political Office... - Posted on 07/25/07 @ 08:23 PM
- I've Never Been Prouder To Be An American - Posted on 07/04/07 @ 12:53 PM
- Yet Another Parent Of The Year Nominee - Posted on 06/13/07 @ 11:36 PM
- Another Mother Of The Year Nominee - Posted on 06/13/07 @ 05:19 PM
- The Bulletin Goes High Tech - Posted on 06/11/07 @ 10:50 PM
- Mother Of The Year Nominee - Posted on 05/30/07 @ 10:36 PM
- Les Schwab Has Passed On - Posted on 05/20/07 @ 11:21 PM
- The Oregon State Legislature Finally Joins The 20th Century - Posted on 05/17/07 @ 11:00 PM
- Somebody Needs To Practice What They Preach - Posted on 05/07/07 @ 11:30 PM
- I Could See This Happening On Bend's West Side - Posted on 05/07/07 @ 11:22 PM
- Somebody Has Far Too Much Time On Their Hands - Posted on 05/01/07 @ 11:26 PM
- 30+ People Confirmed Dead at VaTech - Posted on 04/16/07 @ 12:08 PM
- I Don't Know If I Should Laugh Or Cry - Posted on 04/11/07 @ 09:57 PM
- Vince Genna: 1912-2007 - Posted on 04/10/07 @ 10:15 AM
- Another Company For Best Buy to Flush Down The Toilet - Posted on 03/27/07 @ 04:45 PM
- Is Volvo Trying To Make Drivers Dumber? - Posted on 03/26/07 @ 05:34 PM
- Dang It - Posted on 03/25/07 @ 02:08 PM
- I Officially Cannot Win The Pick 'em - Posted on 03/22/07 @ 11:13 PM
- Need Some Friends For Your MySpace Page? - Posted on 03/01/07 @ 05:18 PM
- Quote Of The Day - Posted on 02/22/07 @ 03:47 PM
- It's A Slow News Day... - Posted on 02/20/07 @ 04:05 PM
- And Europeans Say Bush Is Dumb? - Posted on 02/15/07 @ 02:51 PM
- Parenting At Its Finest - Posted on 02/08/07 @ 04:56 PM
- Adult Swim Marketing Campaign Scares The Hell Out Of Boston - Posted on 01/31/07 @ 10:00 PM
- MySpace For Dummies - Posted on 01/28/07 @ 02:56 PM
- Parenting At Its Finest - Posted on 01/25/07 @ 01:08 PM
- Hollywood Has Lost Its Mind - Posted on 01/21/07 @ 05:03 PM
- It's Official: The Terrorists Have Won - Posted on 01/11/07 @ 03:04 PM
- Pimped Out Toilet - Posted on 01/11/07 @ 01:31 PM
- You Want To Know How Screwed Up Our Government Is? - Posted on 12/31/06 @ 04:54 PM
- Wallpaper As Advertising - Posted on 12/27/06 @ 11:29 PM
- Shame On You, KOIN - Posted on 12/17/06 @ 01:03 PM
- It Only Gets Worse For The Local DEQ Office - Posted on 12/14/06 @ 04:12 PM
- James Kim's Body Found - Posted on 12/06/06 @ 01:04 PM
- No Homemade Meals For The Homeless - Posted on 12/04/06 @ 08:26 PM
- Two Local Missing Snowmobilers Found, Only One Survived (Updated) - Posted on 11/29/06 @ 09:35 AM
- Some People Have Far Too Much Free Time - Posted on 11/28/06 @ 11:18 PM
- Desperate Times Call For Desperate Measures - Posted on 11/26/06 @ 04:48 PM
- This Might Make Lawnmowing Enjoyable - Posted on 11/26/06 @ 03:59 PM
- More Idiot Politicians Blaming Video Games For Violence - Posted on 11/22/06 @ 03:32 PM
- Kramer The Racist - Posted on 11/21/06 @ 11:45 AM
- This Is Just So Wrong - Posted on 11/20/06 @ 04:59 PM
- I'm Almost Glad We Don't Have MSNBC - Posted on 11/19/06 @ 10:34 PM
- Best Haircut Ever - Posted on 11/18/06 @ 08:12 PM
- Worst Oregon Sports Injustice Ever - Posted on 11/07/06 @ 01:18 PM
- Quote Of The Month - Posted on 11/01/06 @ 12:14 PM
- Our Perception Of Beauty Is Distorted - Posted on 10/23/06 @ 09:51 PM
- I Don't Know Who To Be More Disappointed In... - Posted on 10/22/06 @ 04:43 PM
- Firefox Flaw Was A Hoax - Posted on 10/04/06 @ 01:00 PM
- Tell Us Something We Didn't Know - Posted on 09/20/06 @ 10:17 AM
- Some People Pamper Their Pets Too Much - Posted on 09/13/06 @ 05:35 PM
- IT Salary Calculator - Posted on 09/05/06 @ 04:00 PM
- "Like Cookie Monster with a head cold." - Posted on 08/22/06 @ 04:38 PM
- Another "Bend Is Going In The Toilet" Story in The News - Posted on 08/20/06 @ 04:36 PM
- This Is Totally Screwed Up - Posted on 08/16/06 @ 03:48 PM
- You Thought You Had a Bad Couple Weeks? - Posted on 08/16/06 @ 03:10 PM
- MTV Now Owns A Bunch Of College Newspaper Sites' Domains - Posted on 08/15/06 @ 10:07 AM
- It's Official: Texas Sucks - Posted on 08/09/06 @ 02:27 PM
- Lieberman's Site Wasn't Hacked - Posted on 08/08/06 @ 04:58 PM
- It's Sad When Your Stuffed Animal Travels More Than You Do - Posted on 08/08/06 @ 12:36 PM
- Local Four-Year-Old Beaten To Death By Step Dad - Posted on 08/03/06 @ 11:09 AM
- Bend Makes The National News Again - Posted on 08/02/06 @ 09:01 PM
- Not The Brightest Bulb In The Bunch, Are We? - Posted on 08/01/06 @ 03:13 PM
- Parenting At Its Finest - Posted on 07/16/06 @ 11:33 PM
- Has the guy ever heard of using the <br> tag? - Posted on 07/13/06 @ 02:56 PM
- For The Baby Who Has Everything - Posted on 07/06/06 @ 03:02 PM
- The White Guy Has A Black Baby... - Posted on 06/25/06 @ 05:30 PM
- Central Oregon is Being Overrun By Pervs Going After Little Girls - Posted on 06/14/06 @ 10:29 PM
- This Is Bound To Piss Somebody Off - Posted on 06/13/06 @ 05:27 PM
- Do You Think We Were Born Yesterday? - Posted on 05/31/06 @ 05:29 PM
- The Last Male Of A Species Has Died - Posted on 05/20/06 @ 08:59 PM
- Hollywood's Out Of Ideas - Posted on 05/10/06 @ 10:22 AM
- For The Ultimate In Laziness - Posted on 05/01/06 @ 09:55 AM
- Local Hit And Run Victims Needs Your Help - Posted on 04/30/06 @ 10:05 AM
- Pawning Your Goods To Pay For Gas - Posted on 04/23/06 @ 10:04 AM
- $250,000 for a 600 sq. ft. shack - Posted on 04/18/06 @ 01:57 PM
- If You Thought The Doggy Thong Was Bad... - Posted on 04/17/06 @ 04:30 PM
- A Few Minor Updates - Posted on 04/17/06 @ 10:51 AM
- Bend.com Founder's House Burns To The Ground - Posted on 04/07/06 @ 11:30 PM
- Celebrity Quote Of The Day - Posted on 04/03/06 @ 05:14 PM
- Google Deletes An Entire Site With Its Spider - Posted on 03/31/06 @ 10:33 PM
- You Know What's Sad? - Posted on 03/30/06 @ 04:06 PM
- How Is This Possible? - Posted on 03/22/06 @ 05:06 PM
- You Knew It Had To Happen - Posted on 03/15/06 @ 10:16 AM
- One In 200 Folks In Bend Is A Realtor? - Posted on 03/14/06 @ 12:29 PM
- We Had To Kill It - Posted on 03/14/06 @ 12:21 PM
- Freedom Of The Press Gets A Serious Blow - Posted on 02/21/06 @ 09:46 AM
- Ordering Pizza in 2008, Redux - Posted on 02/13/06 @ 04:38 PM
- Further Proof That Men Never Read Directions - Posted on 02/09/06 @ 09:27 AM
- That's Just Wrong - Posted on 02/02/06 @ 01:23 PM
- Stupid Rodent - Posted on 02/02/06 @ 10:49 AM
- The TV Studios Are Out Of Ideas - Posted on 02/01/06 @ 02:59 PM
- It'll Be A While Before I Link To Bend.com - Posted on 01/28/06 @ 09:49 PM
- Parenting At Its Finest - Posted on 01/22/06 @ 11:58 AM
- Nobody Would Consider Bush A Good Public Speaker - Posted on 01/15/06 @ 10:57 AM
- Worst Online Advertising Ever - Posted on 01/11/06 @ 10:18 AM
- Local Meatloaf Hits The National Wire - Posted on 12/28/05 @ 09:24 AM
- "It's just a goddamned piece of paper!" - Posted on 12/15/05 @ 04:45 PM
- Trading Sex for An Xbox360? - Posted on 12/15/05 @ 04:32 PM
- Corporate Sponsorship Has Gone Too Far - Posted on 12/13/05 @ 05:09 PM
- What A Waste Of Computer Resources - Posted on 12/05/05 @ 05:07 PM
- Man With The World's Strongest Penis - Posted on 12/01/05 @ 04:32 PM
- The AOL Idiots Keep Coming - Posted on 11/28/05 @ 11:22 AM
- The World's Ugliest Dog is Dead - Posted on 11/23/05 @ 12:13 PM
- Dang It - Posted on 11/22/05 @ 04:35 PM
- Cheat In World of Warcraft, Thanks To Sony - Posted on 11/03/05 @ 04:44 PM
- Tonya Harding's In The News Again - Posted on 10/26/05 @ 09:14 AM
- This Kid Will Get Beaten Senseless When He's Older - Posted on 10/19/05 @ 04:44 PM
- Some Folks Have Too Much Time On Their Hands - Posted on 10/19/05 @ 04:42 PM
- Get 'em Started Young - Posted on 09/25/05 @ 11:54 AM
- It Was Good Until Halftime - Posted on 09/25/05 @ 10:35 AM
- Parenting At Its Finest - Posted on 09/20/05 @ 11:37 AM
- FEMA: A Legacy Of Waste - Posted on 09/20/05 @ 10:58 AM
- Really Bad Ad Cliches - Posted on 09/18/05 @ 10:00 AM
- Windows Vista To Come in Seven Versions - Posted on 09/15/05 @ 04:58 PM
- More New Orleans Links: Lousy Gov't Response, Heroes, Volunteers, and More - Posted on 09/05/05 @ 05:48 PM
- More New Orleans Links - Posted on 09/01/05 @ 10:16 AM
- New Orleans Is A Mess - Posted on 08/30/05 @ 10:03 AM
- People Love Their Pets Too Much - Posted on 08/29/05 @ 01:49 PM
- Oregon Will Have A "State Fruit" - Posted on 08/22/05 @ 10:11 PM
- If I Were CNN or ABC, I'd Fire My IT Guy - Posted on 08/17/05 @ 04:57 PM
- Cramming For Kindergarten - Posted on 08/16/05 @ 11:05 AM
- This Was CNN Front Page News? - Posted on 08/09/05 @ 12:06 PM
- The World's Worst Credit Card - Posted on 08/09/05 @ 10:32 AM
- Secret Documents About Indymedia Server Disappearance Unsealed - Posted on 08/08/05 @ 02:34 PM
- TV Journalism Lost A Good Man Tonight - Posted on 08/07/05 @ 09:04 PM
- Good To Hear Britain Is Full Of Idiots, Too - Posted on 07/25/05 @ 01:03 PM
- First The Segway Gets Him... - Posted on 07/10/05 @ 10:24 PM
- Politicians Are Idiots - Posted on 06/16/05 @ 09:33 AM
- Well I'm On The Ball Here - Posted on 06/06/05 @ 10:50 AM
- My Wife Will Kill Me For This - Posted on 05/31/05 @ 01:08 PM
- It's Official - Posted on 05/25/05 @ 04:44 PM
- The Cubs Just Can't Get A Break - Posted on 05/23/05 @ 02:33 PM
- It's A Sad Day... - Posted on 05/22/05 @ 12:25 PM
- It's Hard To Kill Yourself - Posted on 05/22/05 @ 12:23 PM
- Don't Hug Me - Posted on 05/16/05 @ 03:56 PM
- That's Gotta Be Embarrassing - Posted on 05/10/05 @ 05:34 PM
- The Poor Squirrel - Posted on 05/10/05 @ 05:21 PM
- Connection Failure? - Posted on 05/08/05 @ 11:07 AM
- Does The U.S. Congress Actually Work? - Posted on 05/04/05 @ 11:00 AM
- And You Thought Carpel Tunnel Was A Problem? - Posted on 05/04/05 @ 09:55 AM
- Need A Mom For Mother's Day? - Posted on 05/01/05 @ 10:50 AM
- Goodbye Juniper Cafe - Posted on 04/29/05 @ 01:33 PM
- Hollywood Has Gone To The Dogs - Posted on 04/27/05 @ 12:15 PM
- Bend's Now (in)Famous For Something Else - Posted on 04/27/05 @ 07:18 AM
- About It All is No More - Posted on 04/25/05 @ 02:28 PM
- People Is Dumb - Posted on 04/13/05 @ 07:49 PM
- Your Tax Dollars At Work - Posted on 04/13/05 @ 07:38 PM
- Is Your American Flag At Half Staff? - Posted on 04/05/05 @ 11:46 AM
- I'm Going Straight To Hell - Posted on 04/04/05 @ 11:05 AM
- Juniper Cafe To Close - Posted on 04/03/05 @ 03:03 PM
- Our Government At Work - Posted on 04/03/05 @ 01:01 PM
- The Most Expensive Album Never Made - Posted on 03/29/05 @ 12:21 PM
- Oh Crap - Posted on 03/28/05 @ 09:08 AM
- They'll Get Their Taxes Somehow - Posted on 03/24/05 @ 11:34 AM
- Spoiled Brat - Posted on 03/17/05 @ 10:57 AM
- I'm Just Going To Eat Off My Toilet Seat - Posted on 03/17/05 @ 10:12 AM
- This Feng Shui Thing Is Out Of Control - Posted on 03/16/05 @ 04:33 PM
- People Have No Sense Of Humor - Posted on 03/12/05 @ 07:20 AM
- Pimp My Gadget - Posted on 03/11/05 @ 09:19 PM
- Screw Food Or Water - Posted on 03/11/05 @ 09:19 PM
- "I'm Watching You, Jimmy" - Posted on 03/03/05 @ 04:14 PM
- Tsunami Photos Recovered From Camera - Posted on 02/28/05 @ 05:01 PM
- Do I Need A Jacket? - Posted on 02/23/05 @ 02:46 PM
- You Better Hurry - Posted on 02/20/05 @ 11:02 AM
- RIAA Sues Dead Woman - Posted on 02/06/05 @ 12:14 PM
- People Are Dumb - Posted on 01/30/05 @ 05:03 PM
- Woman Arrested For Deleting Ex's Game Data - Posted on 01/28/05 @ 07:26 AM
- Buster Bunny's Lesbian Adventure - Posted on 01/27/05 @ 01:51 PM
- Nice And Secure - Posted on 01/26/05 @ 01:16 PM
- He Must Have Really Screwed Up - Posted on 01/26/05 @ 09:12 AM
- This Is Frightening - Posted on 01/26/05 @ 09:05 AM
- Why Cats Hate People - Posted on 01/25/05 @ 10:43 AM
- "Oregon Legislature to Experience Mental Illness" - Posted on 01/24/05 @ 02:50 PM
- Religious "Healing" Kills Heart Patient - Posted on 01/24/05 @ 09:59 AM
- It's All Uphill From Here - Posted on 01/24/05 @ 09:21 AM
- Johnny Carson Has Died - Posted on 01/23/05 @ 10:56 AM
- Spammer Sues Spammed Stuler - Posted on 01/19/05 @ 01:03 PM
- Companies That Fire People For Blogging - Posted on 01/12/05 @ 04:38 PM
- The $55,000 PC - Posted on 01/12/05 @ 01:53 PM
- Googleable Unsecured Web Cams and Printers - Posted on 01/05/05 @ 03:32 PM
- Nintendo Tattoo - Posted on 12/30/04 @ 11:50 AM
- Death Toll - Posted on 12/30/04 @ 08:53 AM
- TV Studios Are Out Of Ideas - Posted on 12/29/04 @ 12:34 PM
- Holy Crap - Posted on 12/28/04 @ 11:45 AM
- Tsunami Resources - Posted on 12/27/04 @ 02:49 PM
- This Doesn't Seem Right - Posted on 12/22/04 @ 12:24 PM
- What is Wrong With Our Country? - Posted on 12/21/04 @ 08:59 AM
- You Thought You Had A Bad Day? - Posted on 12/14/04 @ 11:08 AM
- Sunriver Elementary School Uses Students as Janitors - Posted on 12/13/04 @ 02:04 PM
- Is Rob Gone? - Posted on 12/13/04 @ 10:50 AM
- Someone Needs A Hobby - Posted on 12/11/04 @ 11:53 AM
- Blonde Jokes to Be Banned - Posted on 11/24/04 @ 01:27 PM
- Replacing Water With Beer - Posted on 11/21/04 @ 09:25 AM
- Only In Nebraska - Posted on 11/19/04 @ 09:38 PM
- "Mommy Didn't Buy Me A Computer... - Posted on 11/11/04 @ 04:41 PM
- Skeptic Quits Blogging - Posted on 11/11/04 @ 04:39 PM
- Kerry Concedes - Posted on 11/03/04 @ 08:58 AM
- Since Nobody Wants to Move To Nebraska... - Posted on 10/28/04 @ 12:38 PM
- Clinton's Getting His Groove On - Posted on 10/26/04 @ 02:16 PM
- Let's Cancel Christmas, Too - Posted on 10/24/04 @ 02:21 PM
- Dave Barry to Take Indefinite Leave - Posted on 10/21/04 @ 01:05 PM
- Kids Watch Too Much TV - Posted on 10/20/04 @ 09:03 AM
- Kids Watch Too Much TV - Posted on 10/18/04 @ 10:05 AM
- A Farewell to Homestyle Cafe Dining - Posted on 10/15/04 @ 01:35 PM
- How To Censor The Net - Posted on 10/14/04 @ 10:35 AM
- Good News, Bad News - Posted on 10/13/04 @ 02:52 PM
- Rest In Peace, Superman - Posted on 10/11/04 @ 12:36 PM
- He Never Got Any Respect - Posted on 10/06/04 @ 10:02 AM
- If That Isn't Ironic - Posted on 09/27/04 @ 10:59 AM
- What A Sad World - Posted on 09/22/04 @ 01:31 PM
- Vintage Porsches Totaled in Train Wreck - Posted on 09/15/04 @ 10:44 AM
- Jeopardy Genius Jennings Loses - Posted on 09/09/04 @ 09:44 AM
- You Knew It Was Going To Happen - Posted on 09/07/04 @ 03:48 PM
- Everybody's Got A Talent - Posted on 09/02/04 @ 03:42 PM
- A Supreme Gesture - Posted on 08/31/04 @ 12:48 PM
- Kids Should Never Have To Go Through This - Posted on 08/28/04 @ 11:17 PM
- Student Charged With Clogging Toilet - Posted on 08/26/04 @ 11:09 AM
- Work 12 Hours Today, Get Paid Squat - Posted on 08/23/04 @ 12:35 PM
- Seen This Letter A Few Times? - Posted on 08/23/04 @ 11:24 AM
- BugMeNot Dead? - Posted on 08/19/04 @ 11:02 AM
- Sex Sells - Posted on 08/16/04 @ 03:01 PM
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