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If you're reading this, you have too much time on your hands.
The one time I went on a cruise, I played a lot of pinball (I was 14, and unless you were over 21 or under 10, there wasn't much to do way back in the day). This would have been really handy on those machines:
See if you can sneak this case past the TSA:
Best Unboxing Video Ever (they're all crap, really):
Mustache?
Real Life Goldeneye 64 (naughty language warning, but anybody who's played this portion of the game has probably said the exact same thing):