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Happy Halloween

OK, so we all know that I'm kind of "meh" about the whole Halloween thing (see my canned veggies labels or my concrete filled pumpkin ideas), but my family and kids all enjoys the day immensely, so I do my best to not be a party pooper. So with that in mind, here are a few so-bad-they're-funny Halloween jokes from Barney (share your favorites in the comments):

What's a monster's favorite play?
Romeo and Ghouliet

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo

What's do you call a haunted chicken?
A poultry-geist

Why do mummies make excellent spies?
They're good at keeping things under wraps

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?
A wash and wear wolf

What do you get when you divide the diameter of a jack-o-lantern by its
circumference?
Pumpkin Pi

Why do ghouls and demons hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend!

What happened to the guy who couldn't keep up payments to his exorcist?
He was repossessed.

A family member just go a job at Starbucks (after paying the paychecks of at least a few of their employees with her coffee habit), and decided to celebrate by carving her pumpkin appropriately:

Starbucks Pumpkin

Speaking of pumpkins, the largest pumpkin of the year received an amazing carving job.

Posted by Jake on 10/31/11 @ 09:58 AM
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