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You Thought You Had It Bad?

You have nothing on some of the stories at F*** My Life. Observe:

Today, my girlfriend dumped me proclaiming she wanted someone more like her "Edward". I asked her who Edward was. She held up a copy her "Twilight" book. She was talking about a fictional vampire.
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Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years.
But sometimes, the folks had it coming...
Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom."
All in all, a great site to kill off an evening of reading.

Thanks Shale for the link.

Posted by Jake on 03/17/09 @ 11:16 PM
Posted in Funny, Sad | Permalink



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