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Call Me Ishmael

So a whale carcass washed on the Oregon Coast earlier this week and was subsequently buried on the beach, but I really was hoping that considering Oregon's history with dead whales, they would've disposed of it another way. This generation needs a good blubber explosion.

Posted by Jake on 03/12/09 @ 09:03 PM
Posted in Funny, Interesting | 1 Comment | Permalink



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Wyrd said on 03/16/09 @ 02:00 PM:
I so totally agree Jake. Nothing like chunks of rotting blubber hitting your windshield in the morning. We need tourist attractions. And now that they are tearing down the New Carrissa, it's all we got.

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