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UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 33-year-old dad, percussionist, sysadmin, Web developer, IT consultant and jack-of-all-trades geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the service manager at Weston Technologies. He has LinkedIn and Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him. He will not be posting on Twitter.
Opinions and comments on this site are the opinions of the author, not the author's employer, family, friends or pets. This site is powered by Movable Type and is hosted by orty.com. Since December 1st, 2002, there have been 6463 entries. Visitors to this blog have posted 21009 comments. If you're reading this, you have too much time on your hands. |
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Bird vs. Plane EngineWhat happens when a goose hits a plane engine? Things go bad fast... 4 CommentsThe Vase said on 02/11/09 @ 04:50 AM:So where does the goose enter the picture? Maybe it's just me but I don't see it. :-| Jake said on 02/11/09 @ 09:13 AM: According to the guy who posted the video on YouTube, he slowed it down, but you still can't see it. They probably fired it at the engine as a speed the plane usually travels, meaning that it was probably flying through the air pretty darn quick. Skif Dank said on 02/13/09 @ 08:55 AM: Fuck! Did you see that shit?! Flu-Bird said on 02/16/09 @ 08:08 AM: LOOK MY FELLOW BIRDS ITS JOHN TRAVOLTAS 707 HOW MANY OF YOUR KIND WERE SUCKED INTO HIS ENGINES HOW MANY? HOW LONG WILL WE BIRDS PUT UP WITH THIS? ATTACK MY BIRDS KILL,KILL,KILL Post a comment |
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