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Scarlett Johansson is (apparently) a Clone

So Jen is browsing around the Web site of her (and my) former employer and finds this crazy comment on a story:

I'd like inform you that Scarlett Johansson "actress"actually is a clone from original person,who has nothing with acting career.Clone was created illegally using stolen biomaterial.Original Scarlett Galabekian last name is nice, CHRISTIAN young lady.I'll tell more,those clones(it's not only 1)made in GERMANY-world leader manufacturer of humans clones,it's in Ludwigshafen am Rhein,Rhineland-Palatinate,Mr.Helmut Kohl home town.You can't even imaging the scale of the cloning activity.But warning,H.Kohl staff strictly controlling their clones spreading around the world,they're NAZI type disciplined and mind controlled,be careful get close with clones you will be controlled too.Original family didn't authorize any activity with stolen biomaterials,no matter what form it was created in,it's all need to be back to original family control in Cedars-Sinai MedicalCenter in LA.Controlling clones is US military operation.Original Scarlett never was engaged,by the way
After a bit of Googling, apparently these nut-jobs are all over the place. Granted, the woman does have pretty nice body and features, so maybe she is a creation of science. Or not.

But with research coming out today that human clones may be genetically viable, who knows what to think anymore. Heck, she could be a frickin' robot for all we know. Just the same, if we see an army of hot blondes coming our way with lasers, start running, as we all know that leads to trouble.

Posted by Jake on 02/03/09 @ 11:31 AM
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