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What If Penthouse Forum Ran Corrections?

They'd probably read something like this (NSFW text):

In the letter "Three-Way Freeway," it was implied that "Diana" begged for the opportunity to participate in sexual relations with her roommate and her roommate's boyfriend after accidentally walking in on their "sweaty, all-night lovemaking session." In actual fact, "Diana" was not aware of her participation in the "love sandwich" until she regained consciousness later that evening.

Posted by Jake on 08/11/08 @ 10:38 PM
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Patrick said on 08/13/08 @ 07:43 PM:
This was awesome. Printed it out for my wife and she passed it around the office.

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