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Be Safe Today

I've mentioned before how much I love the Fourth of July.</sarcasm>, but no matter your thoughts on it (I'd enjoy it if I didn't fear my house would burn down), just be safe today. Hopefully they'll actually enforce the illegal fireworks ban like they promise.

But if you are looking for something to do today (before they burn up the Butte), Jon has you covered.

Posted by Jake on 07/04/08 @ 09:28 AM
Posted in Jake, Local, Moronic | Permalink

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Have A Safe And Happy Fourth from UtterlyBoring.com on 07/18/10 @ 02:34 PM:
As you all should know by now, I live in the war-zone near Pilot Butte, where they launch the annual Fourth of July fireworks, and my street is already packed... (Read More)

Be Safe Tonight from UtterlyBoring.com on 07/04/11 @ 10:42 AM:
I won't go into my feelings and thoughts on the holiday today, as I'm pretty sure I've covered that pretty well over the years. While today's not my watering day,... (Read More)

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