UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 31-year-old dad, percussionist, freelance Web designer, consultant and jack-of-all-trades computer geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the IT Director and Ad Designer at both Sunray and Discover Sunriver. He has LinkedIn, MySpace, Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him.
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"Even though our cats lick their butts, they're still cleaner than the Bush administration."
We called a customer here at the office to remind her that the final payment for her reservation was due today. We were greeted by this as the first line of her answering machine message (which then went on to say "This is so-and-so, leave a message"). My guess is she's not a fan of Bush. Just a guess, however.