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If you're reading this, you have too much time on your hands.
Girl needs to be dropped off at a soup kitchen... withOUT her LVuitton luggage, because she needs to spend a few weeks (months, years?) there.
Spanking?
Maybe.
Of the skull.
Chubby Mommy said on 03/13/08 @ 08:27 AM: That poor little girl, with such a terrible, terrible mother who can't do anything right.
stratboy said on 03/13/08 @ 09:03 AM: Call me cynical.....but I suspect that a reality TV producer probably mentioned to the attention craving family that their ratings would be better if the drama was higher. Why else would a family subject their children to reality TV?
I'd like to see the footage of the kid/parent/producers after the fact...probably saying "nice work - you really nailed it...this will be YouTube gold!"
Having said that....it would still be nice to see the entire family do something worthwhile with their money/time. Like keeneye suggested above, how about doing good in the world?
I tried really hard to use the phrase "attention whores". How did I do?
should have been "tried really hard to NOT use the phrase "attention whores"
stupid proofreading.
Redmond-ite said on 03/13/08 @ 01:21 PM: Wow, she behaved worse than my daughter who will turn 8 in May... is this what we have to look forward to over the next 7 years?!
Cheryl Howard said on 03/14/08 @ 11:28 AM: I hear the mother apologizing for her daughters behavior. If she is truly apologetic, she should give her a prepaid year long bus pass to address that grandiose sense of entitlement before she unleashes that child on the general public.