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UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 30-year-old dad, percussionist, freelance Web designer, consultant and jack-of-all-trades computer geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the IT Director and Ad Designer at both Sunray and Discover Sunriver. He has LinkedIn, MySpace, Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him.
Opinions and comments on this site are the opinions of the author, not the author's employer, family, friends or pets. This site is powered by Movable Type and is hosted by orty.com. Internet connection provided by Bend BroadBand. Since December 1st, 2002, there have been 5154 entries. Visitors to this blog have posted 15922 comments. If you're reading this, you have too much time on your hands. |
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"I don't think I like this vacuum. Oh wait, did I just suck up the dog?"This is one of the best Amazon reviews I've ever read. Posted by Jake on 02/04/08 @ 11:32 PM
Posted in Funny | 3 Comments | Permalink Submit to digg, del.icio.us, reddit, or stumbleupon 3 Commentsdartagnan said on 02/05/08 @ 12:53 PM:LOL! Very funny. I think Electroluxes have always been drag-behind. When I was a very little kid my mother had one that was shaped like a small torpedo. I used to like to sit on it and slide around. Keigh said on 02/05/08 @ 07:48 PM: Thank you, Jake. It may be due to the illness which is slowly creeping up on me, but I cannot stop laughing at that line. "Oh wait, did I just suck up the dog?" Karin said on 02/11/08 @ 06:40 AM: See, my cats KNOW that Mr. Vacuum's sole purpose is to cause them great bodily harm... surely that is why he makes so much noise?! so they run and hide the minute I so much as look at it.......... dumb dog. Post a comment |
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