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Ladies, Listen Up

Here are 50 things us men really wish you knew. A few of my favorites:

8. No question need ever be asked through a closed bathroom door if I'm inside. I love you less with each syllable you utter.
29. When you call us at work "just to chat," we're not really listening; we're checking our e-mail.
41. Do not expect to have a conversation via text message (Jake Note: Or IM) unless you use the words "naked" and "waiting."
43. Anytime you cook for us, we're happy.

Posted by Jake on 01/01/08 @ 11:02 PM
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