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UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 31-year-old dad, percussionist, freelance Web designer, IT consultant and jack-of-all-trades computer geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the IT Director and Ad Designer at both Sunray and Discover Sunriver. He has LinkedIn and Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him. He will not be posting on Twitter.
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Ladies, Listen Up
Here are 50 things us men really wish you knew. A few of my favorites: 8. No question need ever be asked through a closed bathroom door if I'm inside. I love you less with each syllable you utter.
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29. When you call us at work "just to chat," we're not really listening; we're checking our e-mail.
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41. Do not expect to have a conversation via text message (Jake Note: Or IM) unless you use the words "naked" and "waiting."
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43. Anytime you cook for us, we're happy.
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