UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 30-year-old dad, percussionist, freelance Web designer, consultant and jack-of-all-trades computer geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the IT Director and Ad Designer at both Sunray and Discover Sunriver. He has LinkedIn, MySpace, Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him.
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Update on 9/4/08 @ 4PM: Comments are borked. They're going through, so please don't comment twice, but they're just spitting out ugly errors and not rebuilding the pages to show your comment. I'll look into it after I get some sleep. I think I got this fixed. Let me know using the contact form on the right column if things are still wonky.
redmond-ite said on 10/23/07 @ 07:10 PM: I love the quick whisper at the end that says it's not intended for use in homes with kids... you don't say!?
dartagnan said on 10/25/07 @ 03:09 PM: Hell, I keep a shotgun (loaded, of course) cradled between my legs when I sleep and have two 9-mm Berettas tucked under my pillow. Can't be too careful.