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Scary Product For The Day

In case you need to store a rifle for quick access while you sleep, here's your product and here's your commercial:

Three words: What the f**k?

Posted by Jake on 10/22/07 @ 10:54 PM
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redmond-ite said on 10/23/07 @ 07:10 PM:
I love the quick whisper at the end that says it's not intended for use in homes with kids... you don't say!?

dartagnan said on 10/25/07 @ 03:09 PM:
Hell, I keep a shotgun (loaded, of course) cradled between my legs when I sleep and have two 9-mm Berettas tucked under my pillow. Can't be too careful.

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