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Anybody in Bend Need A Bookkeeper?

I'd hire this lady (quoted here when/if it disappears off Craigslist):

I am a former CPA (I have no license due to a simple misunderstanding and my now ex-husbands lies) but I have good CPA skills. I am not allowed to sell my services for five years, but it doesn't say I can't trade them out.

If you want good accounting services. For example taxes, financial statements, bookkeeping or consulting I am your person.

I could use a mechanic for my car (2001 Honda) some contractor help at my house (some repairs like a handyman) or a lawyer services to help get my license back.

They took it away for a total mistake, and now I have five years without license. But I paid back everyone so I don't no why they won't let me have it back. Dont worry I cant steal anything else or I'll go to jail!!!!!!!!

So you can get back to me and let's see what else we can put together.

Thanks Susie for this.

Posted by Jake on 09/30/07 @ 05:22 PM
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You're kidding, right? said on 10/01/07 @ 06:19 AM:
A "mistake"... it was the husband's fault... it was everybody but me.

Yeah. RIGHT.

Sorta like the 'honest' bookkeeper for Little League in Madras who was convicted and some 'good citizen' gave her another job in the same career field. Where she immediately embezzled from him.

You get what you deserve.

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