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UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 33-year-old dad, percussionist, sysadmin, Web developer, IT consultant and jack-of-all-trades geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the service manager at Weston Technologies. He has LinkedIn and Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him. He will not be posting on Twitter.
Opinions and comments on this site are the opinions of the author, not the author's employer, family, friends or pets. This site is powered by Movable Type and is hosted by orty.com. Since December 1st, 2002, there have been 6463 entries. Visitors to this blog have posted 21009 comments. If you're reading this, you have too much time on your hands. |
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Worst Way To Die......Ever. A MAN who lived in his own “zoo” of lizards and insects was fatally bitten by a pet black widow spider -- then eaten by the other creepy-crawlies.I guess it's just the spider bite that really killed him, but to be chewed on by the rest of your "pets" -- which included several snakes, termites, lizards, frogs, and spiders -- can't be fun, either. 4 CommentsMKK said on 08/15/07 @ 09:15 AM:Once you're dead, I guess it really wouldn't matter to you if someone was chewing on you. But yes, ew. Redmond-ite said on 08/15/07 @ 01:17 PM: As freaky and disgusting as the whole story is, I take offense to one comment by the supposed animal cruelty officer: *She said: “He had spiders so aggressive they are the equivalent of a pit-bull in the animal world.”* You'd think someone in her position would not be feeding the misconception that pit-bulls are horrible man-eating creatures. As other websites and organizations take on the challenge of educating the public, this lady shows how difficult that job is. FYI-we have a wonderful family dog, who doesn't have an aggressive bone in his body who happens to be a pit-bull mix. IHatToBurstYourBubble said on 08/16/07 @ 08:59 AM: You'd think someone in her position would not be feeding the misconception that pit-bulls are horrible man-eating creatures. It's Germany, they're not overwhelmed with the blind rage of insufferable Political Correctness that the U.S. is. That country gave birth to Hitler & other humanitarians. Face it: pit bulls are genetically predisposed to kill, mame, and slaughter all in their path. You own a mindless killing machine... dartagnan said on 08/16/07 @ 10:31 AM: IHTBYB, it's your comment that is mindless. Post a comment |
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