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Worst Way To Die...

...Ever.

A MAN who lived in his own “zoo” of lizards and insects was fatally bitten by a pet black widow spider -- then eaten by the other creepy-crawlies.
I guess it's just the spider bite that really killed him, but to be chewed on by the rest of your "pets" -- which included several snakes, termites, lizards, frogs, and spiders -- can't be fun, either.

Posted by Jake on 08/14/07 @ 05:25 PM
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MKK said on 08/15/07 @ 09:15 AM:
Once you're dead, I guess it really wouldn't matter to you if someone was chewing on you.

But yes, ew.

Redmond-ite said on 08/15/07 @ 01:17 PM:
As freaky and disgusting as the whole story is, I take offense to one comment by the supposed animal cruelty officer:

*She said: “He had spiders so aggressive they are the equivalent of a pit-bull in the animal world.”*

You'd think someone in her position would not be feeding the misconception that pit-bulls are horrible man-eating creatures. As other websites and organizations take on the challenge of educating the public, this lady shows how difficult that job is.
FYI-we have a wonderful family dog, who doesn't have an aggressive bone in his body who happens to be a pit-bull mix.

IHatToBurstYourBubble said on 08/16/07 @ 08:59 AM:
You'd think someone in her position would not be feeding the misconception that pit-bulls are horrible man-eating creatures.

It's Germany, they're not overwhelmed with the blind rage of insufferable Political Correctness that the U.S. is. That country gave birth to Hitler & other humanitarians.

Face it: pit bulls are genetically predisposed to kill, mame, and slaughter all in their path. You own a mindless killing machine...

dartagnan said on 08/16/07 @ 10:31 AM:
IHTBYB, it's your comment that is mindless.

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