I don't even know what to say about this one...
...I'll just let the first couple paragraphs explain this one:
TORONTO (CP) - What do a woman wrapped in sausages, a bag full of elephant manure, and a skinned monkey all have in common?
They're just a few of the strange and stomach turning things officials with the Canada Border Services Agency have come across and confiscated during routine luggage checks at Toronto's Pearson International Airport in recent years.
Update: You know it'd probably help a lot of I gave you the link to the actual story.