Welcome Oregonian Readers
I'm getting more traffic today than usual, and according to my server logs, it's from people searching for this, based on this Oregonian article (which was on the front page of today's Sunday edition) about the Portland Barbie dolls. Anybody who knows anything about Central Oregon might be interested in this more local variant. But stick around, visit my advertisers, and feel free to sign up to my nightly updates.
Secondly, welcome Source Weekly readers. And despite their use of quotation marks around my name because they think I'm using a pseudonym, my name is indeed Jake.