UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 30-year-old dad, percussionist, freelance Web designer, consultant and jack-of-all-trades computer geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the IT Director and Ad Designer at both Sunray and Discover Sunriver. He has LinkedIn, MySpace, Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him.
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Olde Tymer said on 05/01/07 @ 08:48 AM: Ha! It brings me right back to 8th grade, when we got to practice taxidermy on the lab rats we ran through mazes.
monkeyinabox said on 05/01/07 @ 09:08 AM: It would be a lot cooler if it was an albino mouse and they had some red LEDs for the eyes. ;)