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This thing is stupidly expensive (just a hair under $30,000 USD, depending on the exchange rate at the time), but really cool.
When it becomes good versus evil ~ which side of the foosball table are YOU on? On the team of Evil XI we have: Pot, Lucifer, Calgula, Ripper (as in Jack), Impaler (as in Vlad the), Hitler, Macbeth (as in Lady), Hyde, Klebb (as in Rosa), Amin, Catcher (as in the Child). Playing for Good XI we have: Claus (as in Santa), More (as in Sir Thomas), Moore (as in Bobby), Gordon (as in Flash), Robin (as in Christopher), God, Assisi, Jekyll, Poppins, Teresa, M.K. Gandhi.
Scott said on 04/18/07 @ 01:14 PM: They've got Claus at goalie? He doesn't seem very agile for that type of job.
God is right up front as a striker, but he's got Mary Poppins and Gandhi with him. He's got to be pretty disappointed with that. But then, you know, he's God, so he'd probably do fine on his own.