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The Fast Food Industry Hates My Wife

I swear, the fast food industry must be watching what my wife has eaten over the years at fast food resturants. They wait until she really likes something and then they proceed to remove it from their menu forever. Observe...

  • When we were first dating, my wife liked the Roast Chicken Sandwich at Arby's. They are no where to be found.
  • When we were expecting our first child, Wendy's Chicken Caesar Pita was the craving -- and those are now long gone.
  • The latest straw, my wife loved the Cabo Chicken Sandwitch at Quizno's -- which, as of this week, is no longer on the menu.
There have been others over the years, but I just can't think of them right at the moment (if I remember, I'll post 'em here -- there was something at Taco Bell and at Dairy Queen, but I can't remember what it was).

So I apologize if anybody out there has liked any of these things over the years and have come to find them disappear -- it's my wife's fault.

Posted by Jake on 04/13/07 @ 11:12 PM
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