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If you're reading this, you have too much time on your hands.
Co-worker: My computer's really loud. Me:: The sound is really loud or the computer itself? Co-worker: The computer -- sounds like a jet engine. Me:: I'll come by in a minute.
As I'm walking down to her office, I know it's probably a fan in the system that's making noise. Generally, noisy fans that weren't noisy before means one of a few thing:
The fan is going bad.
There's something hitting the blades of the fan (loose wires or something).
Or the system is overheating and the system's temperature sensor is kicking the speed of the fans up to cool things off (common in the Dell systems that this person had).
I hear her computer fan the minute I walk in the office, and it sounds like the thing is heating up. I open up task manager on the system, just to make sure something hasn't been stuck using 100% of the CPU power for an hour, and it's sitting at 99% idle. So I reach down under the woman's desk too look at the system to check the fan blades, and it's hot to the touch. Then I notice the space heater sitting next to her desk, turned off.
Me: Were you using this this morning? (It was below freezing this morning out here...) Co-worker: Yeah, it was cold in the office this morning. Me:: Where was the space heater when you were running it? Co-worker: Underneath my desk. Me:: Right next to your computer? Co-worker: Yes -- was that the problem?
So basically, she was cooking her computer -- the plastic on the front of the Dell probably would've melted had it run too much longer.
So I shut the computer down and opened up the case door to get some cooler air in there and told her to not turn it on again for at least 10 minutes (or until she didn't feel any heat on the side panels, which were hot to the touch). And if she wanted to use the space heater again, she needed to run it from a different outlet, away from her desk.
Dave Goodman said on 02/11/07 @ 03:05 PM: LOL. So typical.
When I used to service video games, I'd get a call from some bartender saying, "The screen is blurry!"
So I'd drive out there, take the cover off and wipe all the cigarette smoke off the face of the CRT. No more blurry!
It was great when it was a topless bar. I was 17. :)
Co-Worker said on 02/16/07 @ 01:36 PM: Loud Fan? - What an obvious attempt to over embelish so that folks would think that you are a genious, when you are just a computer geek-er that sits around and tries to look busy. I truly believed that you enjoyed working with me and that you had some respect for what I do. It now is clear that you think I am totally ignorant.
Jingles said on 03/30/08 @ 11:01 AM: I have a laptop that seems to be overheating no matter where I'm sitting (whether it's in my lap or on a cleared surface). The fan is going crazy, it really gives me a headache! Any tips on what I can do??