UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 31-year-old dad, percussionist, freelance Web designer, IT consultant and jack-of-all-trades computer geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the IT Director and Ad Designer at both Sunray and Discover Sunriver. He has LinkedIn and Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him. He will not be posting on Twitter.
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Apparently I missed this video back in 2003 when it aired on Fox, but the only time that world-famous competitive eater Takeru "The Tsunami" Kobayashi has ever lost in an eating competition was when he went up against a giant bear -- and you can see the video below...