UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 30-year-old dad, percussionist, freelance Web designer, consultant and jack-of-all-trades computer geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the IT Director and Ad Designer at both Sunray and Discover Sunriver. He has LinkedIn, MySpace, Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him.
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Patrick said on 01/08/07 @ 06:49 PM: That's great. Now I don't have to add the category to *my* blog.
BobbiLynn May said on 01/09/07 @ 12:26 PM: yeah htis one time i was trying to get the baby out of the bakc seat......some dude came RIGHT up and parked where the door was TOUCHING his car 1. Making it impossible to SHUT the car door again, and 2. Makeing it like a trap for me and the baby, so i scratched up the side of his car with the car door, and then grabbed the baby, and did the only thing that i relaly could do, and crawled across the back seats with the baby in order to escape the butt face's horrific parking Hahaha