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Vodka Does Bad Things

What a nitwit ...

A drunk man who fell into a tiger enclosure in a southern Ukraine Zoo had his ear bitten off, the zoo administration said.

The 33-year-old climbed on the bars surrounding the enclosure to pose for photographs and fell into the cage holding the tiger and her cubs ... .
The tiger attacked the man, biting off his ear and scratching his neck.
“The man, his sister and their friend drank a bottle of vodka and then came to our zoo for entertainment,” Mr Kyrychenko said.

Posted by Jake on 12/20/06 @ 10:41 PM
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