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If you're reading this, you have too much time on your hands.
I've seen people sell worthless crap on eBay to get funds to buy something cool, but this is pretty sad (did I miss eBay free listing day, as that'd be the only way I'd bother to list this crap):
Yes, you are bidding to help me get my 5 kids a Nintendo Wii cause this is a sad pathetic auction and im bored and have nothing else to sell. We can't find one and can't afford to wait 2 days in line because we have to work for a living. So I tried buying some lottery tickets and didn't win. Then my remote control broke and I drink cheap pop. SO this auction is for a (1) Can of Diet Dr. Thunder!, (1) Broken tvvvvv remote control w/manual, and (2) Losing Lottery Tickets, Yes they are the authentic losing tickets. I'm also willing to trade this crap for a Nintendo Wii.
chandu said on 11/27/06 @ 01:40 AM: I've some pairs of old soxes, that I put apart to throw out in dustbin...I should tell my wife not to throw them off...who knows...I may be able to trade 'em for xbox ;)
Jen said on 11/27/06 @ 12:16 PM: Is this like a cheap knock-off of the "One Red Paperclip" where he tried to trade up for a house?
Jake said on 11/27/06 @ 12:24 PM: No, just a lazy dude. The paper clip guy was actually making an effort.
BobbiLynn May said on 12/18/06 @ 11:37 AM: Psh, we are trying to sell a cursed wedding dress on ebay