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Desperate Times Call For Desperate Measures

I've seen people sell worthless crap on eBay to get funds to buy something cool, but this is pretty sad (did I miss eBay free listing day, as that'd be the only way I'd bother to list this crap):

Yes, you are bidding to help me get my 5 kids a Nintendo Wii cause this is a sad pathetic auction and im bored and have nothing else to sell. We can't find one and can't afford to wait 2 days in line because we have to work for a living. So I tried buying some lottery tickets and didn't win. Then my remote control broke and I drink cheap pop. SO this auction is for a (1) Can of Diet Dr. Thunder!, (1) Broken tvvvvv remote control w/manual, and (2) Losing Lottery Tickets, Yes they are the authentic losing tickets. I'm also willing to trade this crap for a Nintendo Wii.

Posted by Jake on 11/26/06 @ 04:48 PM
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chandu said on 11/27/06 @ 01:40 AM:
I've some pairs of old soxes, that I put apart to throw out in dustbin...I should tell my wife not to throw them off...who knows...I may be able to trade 'em for xbox ;)

Jen said on 11/27/06 @ 12:16 PM:
Is this like a cheap knock-off of the "One Red Paperclip" where he tried to trade up for a house?

Jake said on 11/27/06 @ 12:24 PM:
No, just a lazy dude. The paper clip guy was actually making an effort.

BobbiLynn May said on 12/18/06 @ 11:37 AM:
Psh, we are trying to sell a cursed wedding dress on ebay

-BobbiLynn May

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