UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 30-year-old dad, percussionist, freelance Web designer, consultant and jack-of-all-trades computer geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the IT Director and Ad Designer at both Sunray and Discover Sunriver. He has LinkedIn, MySpace, Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him.
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Val said on 11/20/06 @ 11:35 PM: I couldn't bear to watch it till the end. Does he open the present he's holding? If so, what is it?!?!
Paul Lammertsma said on 11/21/06 @ 07:52 AM: Sheesh, this is pathetic. Don't worry, Val, you didn't miss anything. It continues downhill and reaches rock bottom at about 1:50.