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Sadly, I laughed at this response to a real-life obituary of a World of Warcraft Player (mirrored here as the original place I saw this image went dead):
Scott said on 11/15/06 @ 01:11 PM: That's classic.
Burton said on 11/15/06 @ 03:43 PM: I'm pretty sure this could be classified as a crime against humanity...
... but that's for sure the funniest thing I've seen in a long, long, long long long time.
John said on 11/16/06 @ 11:03 AM: I am so ashamed to have laughed hysterically at this.
Jake said on 11/16/06 @ 11:16 AM: Don't feel bad, John -- I did, too.
Nex said on 11/17/06 @ 10:26 AM: Damn, that's seriously not funny, really sick joke.
... but I laughed at it anyway.
chandu said on 11/24/06 @ 04:06 AM: well, I see it just as a query. Mr.Moroldonfarm might be waiting for some one to passaway, so that he can get the good loot. So he might be querying just to confirm.
But if I see it otherwise, that is the utterly sick response that one can give to an obituary and having said that I cant restrain myself from laughing...but still it is bad...u know..