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UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 31-year-old dad, percussionist, freelance Web designer, IT consultant and jack-of-all-trades computer geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the IT Director and Ad Designer at both Sunray and Discover Sunriver. He has LinkedIn and Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him. He will not be posting on Twitter.
Opinions and comments on this site are the opinions of the author, not the author's employer, family, friends or pets. This site is powered by Movable Type and is hosted by orty.com. Since December 1st, 2002, there have been 5828 entries. Visitors to this blog have posted 19386 comments. If you're reading this, you have too much time on your hands. |
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Quote Of The MonthI refuse to do nude scenes. These Hollywood producers want to capitalize on my obvious sexuality, but I don't want to be just another beautiful body.Who said that? Bob Barker, when asked what he plans on doing after retirement. <:shiver> Thanks Barn for the tip. Posted by Jake on 11/01/06 @ 12:14 PM
Posted in Funny, Sad, Scary | 2 Comments | Permalink Send to digg, facebook, twitter or reddit 2 Commentswendy said on 11/01/06 @ 02:50 PM:I'm so glad he refuses to do nude scenes. I'd hate to stumble upon one accidentally and then have to burn my retinas with bleach. duba said on 12/08/06 @ 01:53 AM: yo wendy i agree mayb u kud bend ova n clench yor ass hole round my nobb xxx Post a comment |
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