UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 30-year-old dad, percussionist, freelance Web designer, consultant and jack-of-all-trades computer geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the IT Director and Ad Designer at both Sunray and Discover Sunriver. He has LinkedIn, MySpace, Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him.
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If you're reading this, you have too much time on your hands.
Jake is sick today. Jake is in bed, doing the saltines and water diet until whatever kept him up last night is completely through his system. Jake likes talking in the third person.
If you want to hear Jake sound like a bumbling fool, listen to Life Online with Bob Parsons tonight at 7PM Pacific Time. Jake and his site were featured in the strange domains segment of the show that was pre-recorded earlier this week, and Jake was totally unprepared for it (he had forgotton about it until the radio station guy called). Hopefully he didn't sound like to much of a moron. If you're here visiting because of that show, welcome. You'll find the first couple year's wrap up of the site here and I'm Jake is due for another historical wrap-up here soon.
Jack Bog said on 10/25/06 @ 01:19 PM: In the immortal words of Alfred E. Neuman, yeccch!
Dave Goodman said on 10/25/06 @ 02:01 PM: Have some chicken soup. ~:> "It couldn't hurt!"
Hope you feel better soon. :-&
Jo-Anne said on 10/26/06 @ 12:41 AM: Jo-Anne agrees with Dave....slowly walks back awayyyy from Jake..waves with my protective mask on and just peeks out to have a look and say...
Hope you feel better soon!
Cheryl Howard said on 10/26/06 @ 09:56 AM: *dons protective Hagor NBC Suit and offers Jake bowl of soup*