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UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 33-year-old dad, percussionist, sysadmin, Web developer, IT consultant and jack-of-all-trades geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the IT Director and graphic designer at both Sunray and Discover Sunriver. He has LinkedIn and Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him. He will not be posting on Twitter.
Opinions and comments on this site are the opinions of the author, not the author's employer, family, friends or pets. This site is powered by Movable Type and is hosted by orty.com. Since December 1st, 2002, there have been 6427 entries. Visitors to this blog have posted 20903 comments. If you're reading this, you have too much time on your hands. |
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Jake Ain't HereJake is sick today. Jake is in bed, doing the saltines and water diet until whatever kept him up last night is completely through his system. Jake likes talking in the third person. If you want to hear Jake sound like a bumbling fool, listen to Life Online with Bob Parsons tonight at 7PM Pacific Time. Jake and his site were featured in the strange domains segment of the show that was pre-recorded earlier this week, and Jake was totally unprepared for it (he had forgotton about it until the radio station guy called). Hopefully he didn't sound like to much of a moron. If you're here visiting because of that show, welcome. You'll find the first couple year's wrap up of the site here and Jake is going back to bed now. 4 CommentsJack Bog said on 10/25/06 @ 01:19 PM:In the immortal words of Alfred E. Neuman, yeccch! Dave Goodman said on 10/25/06 @ 02:01 PM: Have some chicken soup. ~:> "It couldn't hurt!" Hope you feel better soon. :-& Jo-Anne said on 10/26/06 @ 12:41 AM: Jo-Anne agrees with Dave....slowly walks back awayyyy from Jake..waves with my protective mask on and just peeks out to have a look and say... Hope you feel better soon! Cheryl Howard said on 10/26/06 @ 09:56 AM: *dons protective Hagor NBC Suit and offers Jake bowl of soup* Get well soon! Post a comment |
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