Jake Ain't Here
Jake is sick today. Jake is in bed, doing the saltines and water diet until whatever kept him up last night is completely through his system. Jake likes talking in the third person.
If you want to hear Jake sound like a bumbling fool, listen to Life Online with Bob Parsons tonight at 7PM Pacific Time. Jake and his site were featured in the strange domains segment of the show that was pre-recorded earlier this week, and Jake was totally unprepared for it (he had forgotton about it until the radio station guy called). Hopefully he didn't sound like to much of a moron. If you're here visiting because of that show, welcome. You'll find the first couple year's wrap up of the site here and
I'm Jake is due for another historical wrap-up here soon.
Jake is going back to bed now.