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Cheryl Howard said on 10/24/06 @ 08:52 AM: No wonder we are never happy with how we look....
Jesse said on 10/26/06 @ 02:50 PM: I know what you mean! I mean, the model started out looking like the most hideous old crone, and then that vision on the billboard is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen!
I mean, it's not like she started out as a hottie with no makup and flat hair and ended up as a hottie with makup, cool flying hair and bug eyes or anything like that. Heaven forbid. :)
My only complaint is that they failed to start her out with glasses and a pony tail.