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The Washington law took affect in June (why there wasn't a law about this earlier, I have no idea, and I really don't care to lookup other state's bestiality statutes), and now has its first arrest:
Pierce County prosecutors say 26-year-old Michael Patrick McPhail was caught by his wife on Wednesday night having intercourse on the back porch with their four-year-old female pit bull terrier.
The wife took photos with a cell phone and called police.
Pierce County sheriff's spokesman Ed Troyer says "There's pretty clear proof what happened to this dog."
monkeyinabox said on 10/22/06 @ 08:17 PM: Must have been the same guy who posted all those wonderful things about pit bulls on my site. Hmmmmmmm
Nameless One said on 10/23/06 @ 09:39 AM: EEEeuuuuuwuuwwwww. That is all.
David Helton said on 10/23/06 @ 12:09 PM: Im guessing before this law was passed the legal age of consent for dogs was 2.5 years? thats roughly 18 "dog-years"