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UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 31-year-old dad, percussionist, freelance Web designer, IT consultant and jack-of-all-trades computer geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the IT Director and Ad Designer at both Sunray and Discover Sunriver. He has LinkedIn and Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him. He will not be posting on Twitter.
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"Celebrating my Untouchable Danger"Go generate your own Danielle Steel novel title. Posted by Jake on 10/01/06 @ 11:06 PM
Posted in Funny | 3 Comments | Permalink Send to digg, facebook, twitter or reddit 3 Commentswendy said on 10/02/06 @ 10:13 AM:"Exposing My Dictating Devil" I didn't think I had one of those. Greg Quick said on 10/02/06 @ 07:06 PM: THis sounds ummm good??? ''Examining her Period'' Greg Quick said on 10/02/06 @ 07:32 PM: Even more 'good ones'. ''Finding the bearded Dominatrix'' ''Attracted to his exceptional Gift'' ''Remembering his throbbing Stable Boy'' ''Filling my blonde Desire'' ''Nick's unbearable Colon'' ''Celebrating my bionic Implants'' ''Trying to forget the enormous Gun'' ''Holding on to our naked Bottom'' ''Preparing for his naked Snake'' ''The defective Underwear'' Post a comment |
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