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UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 33-year-old dad, percussionist, sysadmin, Web developer, IT consultant and jack-of-all-trades geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the service manager at Weston Technologies. He has LinkedIn and Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him. He will not be posting on Twitter.
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(Witty Headline About A Man With Two Penises Would Go Here)I'm at a total loss (I'm stupidly tired) for a sarcastic headline for this oddball news. NEW DELHI: It is a problem of plenty. But definitely not a happy one. Sanjay (name changed), a small-time businessman from a UP town was recently admitted to a private hospital in the city with a unique problem - he has two fully functional male organs, a condition medically known as penile duplication or diphallus.So one it not there just for show: This guy has two totally functional organs. So while size may not matter, does quantity? Headlines submissions are welcome. Comment below. 10 CommentsDave Goodman said on 08/22/06 @ 05:32 PM:Paradix paradox? Jen said on 08/22/06 @ 05:53 PM: Dickie Deux? wendy said on 08/22/06 @ 07:24 PM: "one organ is rudimentary" Well, thank goodness that was made clear! Barney said on 08/22/06 @ 09:13 PM: Some from the Unipresser (go ahead, ask) list where I got the original: FINANCIAL TIMES Businessman Seeks Relief From Double-digit Inflation VARIETY Twofer Not the Ticket For Spousal Arousal PSYCHOLOGY TODAY Bi-poler Disorder Doubly Dysfunctional NRA ADVOCATE Prefers Single-Shot Pistol To Double-Barreled Shotgun STARS & STRIPES Two-Pronged Approach Feckless in Utter Pradesh STANDARD & POOR Double-Dipping Requires Stock Divestiture PUKKHA CLUB NEWS Male Member Duped, Half of Legacy Lost Jake said on 08/22/06 @ 11:08 PM: Some of those are a riot! (and I already know what a Unipresser is, Barn, but thanks!) Nex said on 08/23/06 @ 04:24 AM: Yes I've seen this before in pornography.. Cheryl Howard said on 08/23/06 @ 09:32 AM: How do I add the Doublemint Gum Jingle? Cheryl Howard said on 08/23/06 @ 09:33 AM: Snork at Dave Goodman. Aaron Wormus said on 08/23/06 @ 11:58 AM: I guess he has his hands pretty full... Jo-Anne said on 08/30/06 @ 03:49 PM: Umm and he is having the removal because..... he's "contemplating matrimony"???? laughs singing the tune..OOhh double vision always seems to get the best of me...... Post a comment |
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