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Chuck Norris Ain't Got Nothing on Bruce Schneier

You've probably all seen the Chuck Norris random fact generator. While hilarious, I think the random facts about encryption-guru Bruce Schneier are just as scary as a round-house kick to the head from Chuck. Granted, you have to be a geek to appreciate stuff like this:

Bruce Schneier once broke AES using nothing but six feet of rusty barbed wire, a toothpick, and the front axle from a 1962 Ford Falcon.

Posted by Jake on 08/20/06 @ 03:58 PM
Posted in Funny, Geekdom | 2 Comments | Permalink



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David said on 08/21/06 @ 10:03 AM:
I saw these a few days ago. Here's a few interesting facts:

Bruce Schneier knows Alice and Bob's shared secret.
Bruce Schneier memorizes his one time pads.

I thought it was geeky enough that not many people wouldn't be interested, but who knows.

Phil Crosby said on 09/11/06 @ 10:37 PM:
Hilarious. I've got a fact site that covers a lot of characters, including Chuck and Jack Bauer-

http://www.fact-hunter.com/

Time to include Bruce Schneier?

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