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UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 33-year-old dad, percussionist, sysadmin, Web developer, IT consultant and jack-of-all-trades geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the service manager at Weston Technologies. He has LinkedIn and Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him. He will not be posting on Twitter.
Opinions and comments on this site are the opinions of the author, not the author's employer, family, friends or pets. This site is powered by Movable Type and is hosted by orty.com. Since December 1st, 2002, there have been 6463 entries. Visitors to this blog have posted 21009 comments. If you're reading this, you have too much time on your hands. |
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Leaving TownI'm heading out of town for a few days to head up to a good friend's wedding in Portland. I'll be back on Sunday. For those of you thinking about breaking into my house, don't bother: other family members will be staying at my house and we recently upgraded the locks and deadbolts in the house. I'm going to see if I can pirate a wireless signal while I'm up there, mostly just so I can get onto Google maps to get directions. Meanwhile, everybody play nice until I get back, enjoy some other blogs or start up some threads over at Bend Forums. 4 CommentsDave Goodman said on 08/10/06 @ 05:27 PM:Don't worry, I sent your family some free tickets to the movies. That should get them out of the house for a while, and I have a universal key which can be found in the dictionary under crowbar. Just kidding! :) JMP said on 08/10/06 @ 10:35 PM: Well, I wasn't thinking about it - until you mentioned it. Don't worry, I live so far away I'd have to steal the whole house just to pay for the gas. Crew said on 08/12/06 @ 02:20 AM: Well, while you are out of town and Mum and Dad are out partying on the town, you won't even know as they now have the Huge Hangover Cure to hide their Party Animal Simptons. Cheers, Mum and Dad. The Huge Hangover Crew. Val said on 08/12/06 @ 05:59 PM: PARTY AT JAKE'S!!! Post a comment |
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