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Aaron Wormus said on 06/29/06 @ 01:34 AM: dude, I love that video... don't dis da hasslehoff!!!!!
Jen said on 06/29/06 @ 08:23 AM: Thanks for the morning chuckle... wow that is one trippy video. I like the Antarctic look, personally. But the multiple Hasselhoff's freaked me out a bit!
The wink at the end definitely wins the "cheese" award for the week. (How YOU doin'...)
wendy said on 06/29/06 @ 08:40 AM: Are you supposed to be high before you watch it?
It makes me think of bad 70's lounge singers.
Josh Cordell said on 06/29/06 @ 11:51 PM: What the heck?
Did I really just watch that?
-m- said on 06/30/06 @ 04:20 AM: It reminds me of Superman the very first movie with Reeve.
Yeah, everybody in the studio drank the magic pill that day...
Paul said on 06/30/06 @ 12:18 PM: Oh my God, that was so horribly done. Regardless of the horrid music, this clip is by far the worst I've seen in quite some time.
yoleen said on 07/02/06 @ 09:28 AM: I found it thouroughly entertaining....but I do have a soft spot for funky B flicks (think Attack of the Killer Tomatoes and ninja movies)
But to take the other side of the coin, it was lip-synch karaoke at its oxymoronic best. Perhaps a Mac fell into the wrong hands.
This is video proof: AMERICA'S GOT TALENT
Daniel C. said on 07/07/06 @ 11:01 AM: Ok... what... the HECK
Hannah said on 07/28/06 @ 02:28 PM: What a crackbasket. At least the weiner dogs are cute.