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Jen said on 06/08/06 @ 09:57 AM: There was one in Macy's last year. The staff was worried because it would set off the alarm if they couldn't get it to go outside... and apparently the mall management and animal control were less than helpful.
Bailey said on 06/09/06 @ 01:11 AM: We had a sparrow in our Walmart last winter. I thought it was the coolest. It was cute! I would spend easily 10 minutes hunting the little guy down in the beams or following him around. He would chirp every so often but he never came down very low, never lower than the top shelf of any of the shelving units. So it's not like he dive-bombed shoppers or was a nuisance. It was pretty cool.